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Harry Potter: Book 1, but make it rhyme
(me : dons dr. Seuss costume & blows a flat note through a harmonica)
There once was boy,
who got a jagged scar on his head.
All the wizards rejoiced,
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named must be dead.
The boy's name was Harry,
a giant named Hagrid told him his past.
He left his muggle home behind,
to go to Hogwarts and attend magic class.
He found an enemy in Draco,
and good friends in Hermoine and Ron.
Professor Snape is a lint licker,
Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid are the bomb.
Harry finds himself in trouble,
if he looks left or looks right.
One night out past curfew,
there's a three headed dog in his sight!
Underneath this dog,
there was a mysterious trap door,
And what's Snape doing sneaking around?
Harrys got to know more!
A goblin guarded bank called Gringotts,
exists in the magical Diagon Alley nearby.
Everyone stores their stuff there,
if you've ever been, you know why.
This bank, Gringotts, was broken into.
Someone in search of the Sorcerer's Stone.
They would not find it within,
the vault was as dry as a bone.
Hagrid tells Harry the three headed dog-
Fluffy, has the stone in its guarded nest.
And Harry also learns that it is Voldemort who's
on a parallel stone searching quest.
Wanting to find the stone first,
Harry gets past Fluffy and other daunting tasks.
Ultimately, Professor Quirrell puts him in front of a magic mirror,
"What do you see, Harry?" He maliciously asks.
Harry saw himself, the stone in his pocket,
but he lied and said something dull.
This makes Professor Quirrell very angry,
so he removed the turban from his skull.
Beneath the turban, an unnatural sight,
on the back of the other man's head.
There was a talking boil, and it was Voldemort!
He demanded that Harry be dead!
A struggle ensued between the two.
Professor Quirrell was badly burned and Harry, he blacked out.
When Harry awoke in the hospital wing,
he learned the headmaster had settled the bout.
Dumbledore destroyed the stone,
and tried to warn others that Voldemort was back.
The Ministry of Magic didn't believe him though,
and refused to organize an attack.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Harrys declared a hero, so brave and so true!
Voldemort has been defeated!
(At least until part two.)
The students are none the wiser,
but of course- Harry's got great luck,
So, the story ends with cheers for Harry and his friends,
because they won Gryffindor the house cup.
(me : dons dr. Seuss costume & blows a flat note through a harmonica)
There once was boy,
who got a jagged scar on his head.
All the wizards rejoiced,
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named must be dead.
The boy's name was Harry,
a giant named Hagrid told him his past.
He left his muggle home behind,
to go to Hogwarts and attend magic class.
He found an enemy in Draco,
and good friends in Hermoine and Ron.
Professor Snape is a lint licker,
Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid are the bomb.
Harry finds himself in trouble,
if he looks left or looks right.
One night out past curfew,
there's a three headed dog in his sight!
Underneath this dog,
there was a mysterious trap door,
And what's Snape doing sneaking around?
Harrys got to know more!
A goblin guarded bank called Gringotts,
exists in the magical Diagon Alley nearby.
Everyone stores their stuff there,
if you've ever been, you know why.
This bank, Gringotts, was broken into.
Someone in search of the Sorcerer's Stone.
They would not find it within,
the vault was as dry as a bone.
Hagrid tells Harry the three headed dog-
Fluffy, has the stone in its guarded nest.
And Harry also learns that it is Voldemort who's
on a parallel stone searching quest.
Wanting to find the stone first,
Harry gets past Fluffy and other daunting tasks.
Ultimately, Professor Quirrell puts him in front of a magic mirror,
"What do you see, Harry?" He maliciously asks.
Harry saw himself, the stone in his pocket,
but he lied and said something dull.
This makes Professor Quirrell very angry,
so he removed the turban from his skull.
Beneath the turban, an unnatural sight,
on the back of the other man's head.
There was a talking boil, and it was Voldemort!
He demanded that Harry be dead!
A struggle ensued between the two.
Professor Quirrell was badly burned and Harry, he blacked out.
When Harry awoke in the hospital wing,
he learned the headmaster had settled the bout.
Dumbledore destroyed the stone,
and tried to warn others that Voldemort was back.
The Ministry of Magic didn't believe him though,
and refused to organize an attack.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Harrys declared a hero, so brave and so true!
Voldemort has been defeated!
(At least until part two.)
The students are none the wiser,
but of course- Harry's got great luck,
So, the story ends with cheers for Harry and his friends,
because they won Gryffindor the house cup.
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