Howdy y'all

[Kiwifruity]

Hey guys! I'm Kiwi - who would of guessed I'm a Kiwi from NZ?

I'm a 21 year old female, and I've been doing this for so many years I've lost count, honestly. I look forward to having some fun around here!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Whaaaaat? Uncanny. Welcome to the show, and keep away from my sheep, y'hear!

 

[Kiwifruity]

You can have your sheep, don't you worry! They scare me a little anyway, they can be so angry ^^

 

[Cheshire Cat]

But soooo fluffy!

 

[Kiwifruity]

That is true, they are pretty fluffy. And make good pets strangely enough.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

And even better lovers ... I mean ... bedfell-uh ... lawnmowers. Is it the eyes?