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So, about me. I am a barely passable writer, a kindergarten dropout, and was functionally illiterate up until the age of fourteen.
When I was a boy, I suffered a tragic accident where I was dropped on my head into a bucket of lead paint from the power lines I used to live under when I was a baby. But like my uncle always says, "What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger," which is why I decided to take another eight or nine blows to the head over the years... some of them from my uncle. Rocks, hammers bicycle pumps, bicycles; if it's heavy and you can swing it, it probably had a close-up and intimate moment with my cranium. Now I muddle through the world, waiting for my superpowers to finally kick in.
Until then, I'll just keep pretending I can write.
When I was a boy, I suffered a tragic accident where I was dropped on my head into a bucket of lead paint from the power lines I used to live under when I was a baby. But like my uncle always says, "What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger," which is why I decided to take another eight or nine blows to the head over the years... some of them from my uncle. Rocks, hammers bicycle pumps, bicycles; if it's heavy and you can swing it, it probably had a close-up and intimate moment with my cranium. Now I muddle through the world, waiting for my superpowers to finally kick in.
Until then, I'll just keep pretending I can write.
