All Back By Unpopular Demand, a Teef Request Thread

[gatorteef]

The encroaching dark calls to you,
and for a brief, glimmering moment,
it sounds just like home.
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Welcome, Dear Reader, to something new, improved, and fresh from the nonsense factory. I am your lovely resident gator, Teef, having emerged from my reptilian brumation with intent to cause chaos. By chaos, of course, I mean written shenanigans of the highest caliber. I've been writing for fun for approximately 20 of my 25 years, and while I will never say that everything I've written is good, but it does come from a place of genuine adoration for the art form. I find joy in writing many genres, from fantasy and science fiction to slice of life to erotica. Whatever your idea, I'm happy to hear it; variety is the spice of life. I love having a romance subplot in my stories, but that isn't fully necessary. What I'm mainly after is an exploration of the characters themselves and how they relate to one another.

My replies vary in length, sometimes drastically so. I typically try to match the length of my partner's posts, but I'm most comfortable writing anywhere between 500-1000 words. I have been known to exceed the 3,000 mark for replies, but this is rare and typically requires 500 volts of creative energy coursing through my system and an act of congress. I try to get at least one post out a day, but I do work a full time job and replies can be sporadic throughout the work week. I will stay in touch if I'm unable to get a reply out, but please do not rush me to post; doing so will turn my desire to write with you into roadkill on the interstate. I'm ghost friendly, because I understand that real life happens and we have to allocate our energy to whatever demands it the most. If this ever happens and you want to return to writing, just let me know and we can pick the story up or craft a new one.

In writing, I prefer stories with a darker edge to them; violence, sex, and things that go bump in the night all have a place here. While extreme, explicit gore is not my cup of tea, I have few limits to the violence that I will inflict characters for the purposes of story. Much is the same for smut; while I prefer to discuss kinks in PMs, I am open minded to most and have no qualms hashing out the details when it comes to crafting a story both my partner and I will find engaging.

I am a part of a few fandoms, although I much prefer to write original worlds. In a fandom setting, my only request is that we write original characters as our mains, with no connection to the canon story.

Fandom Settings:

• Avatar: the Last Airbender
• Invincible
• LotR/The Hobbit
• Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts

Original Pairings:

• Half Orc x Human or Orc
• Bounty Hunter x Target
• Witch/Warlock x Witch Hunter
• Alien x Earthling
• Mad Scientist x Assistant
• Superhero x Supervillain
• College Student x Professor

Original Plots:

Spoiler: The Streets of Electric City -- Superhero Shenanigans

The night wind calls sweet nothings to passersby. The moon hangs heavy in an inky black sky, and by its light operates a lone Vigilante. The newest addition to the lineup of Supers protecting our great nation, this Vigilante spends their time either crime-stopping or bar-hopping. During a momentary stint of sobriety, they stop a mugging in progress and turn their gaze upon the would-be Victim, who falls instantly and irrevocably in love with their savior. Long after the Vigilante has retired to their cave or tower or pub of choice, the saved lies awake, loving and wanting and ruminating. The decision is made in the wee hours of morning. In order to gain the attention of the local Hero, they must become a Hero too.

Either one of us can play either character, of any gender. I want to explore themes of dangerous obsession and the motives behind each of the characters.

Spoiler: Advanced Lessons in Demonology

When a witch or wizard reaches a certain point in their training, they are expected to venture into seclusion to summon their familiar. This familiar typically presents itself as a small, unassuming animal, and carries out various tasks for their master. However, whether through hubris or through mistake, one studious mage has a made a grave error. A high level demon is now under their charge instead, hell-bent on mischief, mayhem, and ultimately, escape.

This can go in many directions, and opens itself up to some kinky possibilities.

Spoiler: Digital Love

Two souls have been connected for years, if only through the MMORPG Infinite Lives, an online haven for those who wish to escape reality. This is the story of how those two souls connect, both online and in the real world.

Self indulgent rom-com bait.

I will update this list as the inspiration strikes, and until then I wish you all a very merry un-birthday, and a happy new year.

Teef.