Bright-eyed chancer! World-class procrastinator!

[ChaoticanWriter]

It has come to my attention that the Writers Sanctum is a place that exists!

As such, I'm hereby assuming the role of a neophyte, as I lurk, loiter, loom, listen, look, lavish, lust, (lick?), and lift the spirits and minds of those around me. On this auspicious occasion of my entrancing entrance of entrancement, I embark with evident eloquence, engaged ever in everlasting errand, experiencing enchantment of each and every entity embodying evil and excellence equally, ... (ellipsis) ecstatic, enigmatic, envious!

Also... I write things.

.... But enough of that. Let's do something fun!!

In order to keep things fresh, instead of providing just "hellos" and "hi's", I'd like you to do one of the following:

• Give me a warm welcome, followed by your best insult! High points for anything shakespearean or ridiculously wordy!
• Provide me a formal greeting, a bizarre or interesting fact of nature or science! The more bizarre, the better!
• Shout "Hello!" at the top of your lungs, along with something random or insignificant you did this past week. Be overly enthusiastic about it!

 

[Feralstryker]

Well it is certainly a pleasure to meet you, you trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian that is yourself. I do hope you love it here and my moment to geek out on some of my favorite quotes your introduction thus far has won me to your favor greatly, and so I congratulate you thus far on such endeavors. I greatly look forward to seeing you around!

(By the way, on account of my profession and passions in wildlife biology, I shall provide you with all the facts you shall desire! Did you know lizards have to constantly moisturize their eyes by licking them?)

 

[Ipsie]

Welcome to Inner Sanctum, friend!

 

[ChaoticanWriter]

Well it is certainly a pleasure to meet you, you trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian that is yourself. I do hope you love it here and my moment to geek out on some of my favorite quotes your introduction thus far has won me to your favor greatly, and so I congratulate you thus far on such endeavors. I greatly look forward to seeing you around!

(By the way, on account of my profession and passions in wildlife biology, I shall provide you with all the facts you shall desire! Did you know lizards have to constantly moisturize their eyes by licking them?)

I see you've capitalized on the opportunity to barrage me with a slanderous welcome! Love it!
Extra credit points for the bit of wild-life biology! =D Tell me more! What's your preferred family or genus of study?

-waits to make sure nobody is looking-

...

-licks own eyeballs-

 

[ChaoticanWriter]

Welcome to Inner Sanctum, friend!

Thank you!

Fun fact: Did you know that the individual who innovated the "face-in-hole" board, that photo op you see at carnivals and amusement parks, is the same individual who painted "Dogs Playing Poker"?

 

[Addisyn]

A warm welcome to you, lover of words as you seem to be. One of my long-time fellow writing companions and I used to turn the common phrases into ridiculously wordy lines to each other, just for giggles. An example of this being "You are a pile of refuse, that has been heated to a temperature reaching far above the norm." (You're a hot mess!). I know you're new in these parts, but feel free to check out my postings and if my writing strikes your fancy then feel free to start some dialogue where we can plot some ideas together. Or we could just force projectiles from metal barrels at dung heaps.

 

[DamiBunny]

Welcome to the Sanctum you anarchist of alliteration and arrogant annunciation! I have Myotonic goats that fall over from excitement whenever they see food. You'll probably find me blathering on about them or rabbits should our paths ever cross. Enjoy your time here and happy writing!

 

[ChaoticanWriter]

A warm welcome to you, lover of words as you seem to be. One of my long-time fellow writing companions and I used to turn the common phrases into ridiculously wordy lines to each other, just for giggles. An example of this being "You are a pile of refuse, that has been heated to a temperature reaching far above the norm." (You're a hot mess!). I know you're new in these parts, but feel free to check out my postings and if my writing strikes your fancy then feel free to start some dialogue where we can plot some ideas together. Or we could just force projectiles from metal barrels at dung heaps.

I do find words to be lovely! You seem to be quite the positively lifted spirit whose choice of recreation places you in wooded areas under an abode of canvas and collapsable poles (Happy camper!).

I'm performing my rounds, and will take you up on the offer of shooting the sh*t as it were! =)

 

[ChaoticanWriter]

Welcome to the Sanctum you anarchist of alliteration and arrogant annunciation! I have Myotonic goats that fall over from excitement whenever they see food. You'll probably find me blathering on about them or rabbits should our paths ever cross. Enjoy your time here and happy writing!

Arrogant? ... Yes!
Anarchist? ... Also yes!

But I wonder... am I of the mutualist sort, of free-market?
Or perhaps its syndicalism, comrade? I have yet to decide. All I know is,... as long as there is a need for the billionaire mansions to receive gifts in the form of guillotines in the courtyard, the work is never done! ;)


Also, goats and rabbits are pleasant! Once owned a rabbit named cookie. No longer live on a farm, but was fun while it lasted.