MxF Never Danced Like This Before

[CalamityQueen]

Well, well, well...

You have happened upon Calamity. The Queen of Calamity. Mistress of misfortune, and sovereign of struggle.

(That sounds awful, but I'm just fucking around, I'm lovely.)

I am looking for partners again. I think having a few good stories adds some spice to life and gives something wonderfully tantalizing to play around with while we mull about in our drab everyday lives.

Do you feel this at all ya'll? Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Do you want a lil somethin' beyond the daily life because I sure as hell do!

Ok ok ok, so ANYWAYS, on with the request thread:

I am looking for partners interested in character-driven roleplays.

While I enjoy some good smut (who doesn't?) I value character development and story over it so if pure smut is what you're looking for, you'd be well-advised to look elsewhere. If the vibes are there, though let's go and get it! Also, I dislike the dom/sub dynamic, so unless you can really sell it to me, I wouldn't try.


I also love being pals with my writing partner, it's perfectly fine if you're not into that, but if you are let's be buddies and jabber about our characters and life and such.

I consider myself to be proficiently literate, I do make mistakes though and I don't expect perfection from my partners cause that's just mean. I can go anywhere between 500-1000+ words per post, and I try to post once a week or more if I'm feeling the vibes.

Here are some random vibes/dynamics that I just fucking love:

• Mutual healing of trauma
• Barflies doing wild/questionable things
• An alliance with a lot of feels between a couple of criminals
• Down and out druggies trying to get a grip (bonus points for supernatural druggies... think mermaid in a motel bathtub on heroin, for example).
• Obscure history and mysticism, gimme the bronze age, give me some of that good, Babylonian shit.
• Medieval nobles up to no fucking good.
• Seedy motels, drug deals, and much, much worse.
• A sort of bad cop/worse cop duo (not like actual cops, just that kind of relationship dynamic, ya know? Like yeah I'm a shithead but you do NOT want to deal with my s/o).
• Being fucking cursed
• We are both homicide detectives, we've seen some shit, we are both jaded as hell and coffee is pretty much all that's keeping us going at this point, but... I think I love you?
• Arranged marriages between unlikely couples
• Breathtakingly gentle romance
• Finding love in strange places

We can go moden, historic, fantasy... really the only thing I'm not that into is sci-fi. No hate, I just don't feel the sci-fi lust.

Here is a word bank of vibes I have been searching for in an rp: Gritty, gothic, brooding, angst, tenderness, emotion, tragedy, romance, wind-swept, terror, regality, abnormal psychology, domestic horror, magical realism, out-of-the-ordinary, moral gray areas, lonely hearts, nature, unconscious conflicts/drives, trauma/healing, humor, dark-comedy, criminality, aberrant behavior....... the list goes on and on and on.........

Two pairings:

• A poly situationship featuring an illicit crime scene cleaner and her longtime bf a doctor for the criminal elite.
• A beautiful and mischievous kelpie X the noble lord she has a huge crush on.

Two possible plot ideas: (uncharacteristically erotic, but here we are.)

- A king/prince begins sleeping with his alluring maidservant, only to find that she is a supernatural creature in human form. She's dangerous and he has enemies, perhaps his lover will be useful in more ways than one, if she is devoted enough to help him...

- *Warning: this is a futa idea, forgive me. A well-to-do noblewoman (the futa) with a secret searches far and wide for a suitable... companion. She finds one in the daughter of a nobleman fallen on desperate times and pays handsomely for the daughter to come to her estate as a 'lady's companion.' Can she trust her new companion enough to reveal her secret and give in to her heart's desire?