My name is Alice Whyte. I run Rabbit Hole Investigations. You see, things are not as everybody thinks. The world is much darker and scarier. Fairy tales are not for children.
Troublesome little Rumplestiltskin? Evil as they come. Locked up in a maximum security cell under multiple enchantments.
White Rabbit? Madder than the Hatter ever considered. No one ever figured out what exactly he was late for. Dormouse has recovered from her alcoholic binges.
Somewhat. Charming? Don't get me started on him. A trail a mile wide of broken hearts behind him and he couldn't care less.
Me? Well, I'm just a princess without a throne or kingdom. I've seen the ugly truth hiding behind pretty little bedtime stories, and it isn't nice. I'm the dirty job trouble shooter, the one called when the other side slips free.
Troublesome little Rumplestiltskin? Evil as they come. Locked up in a maximum security cell under multiple enchantments.
White Rabbit? Madder than the Hatter ever considered. No one ever figured out what exactly he was late for. Dormouse has recovered from her alcoholic binges.
Somewhat. Charming? Don't get me started on him. A trail a mile wide of broken hearts behind him and he couldn't care less.
Me? Well, I'm just a princess without a throne or kingdom. I've seen the ugly truth hiding behind pretty little bedtime stories, and it isn't nice. I'm the dirty job trouble shooter, the one called when the other side slips free.