Hello! I am your life-suit's Main Emergency Response Mechanism--MERM. What can I assist you with?
A crash landing? Scanning... no functional craft available in a twenty-mile radius. Surrounding water temperature is at safe levels. No projected major wave activity until 1800 hours.
You appear to be distressed. Please take deep breaths and refrain from frantic body motions. Frantic movement may attract potential predators. Please lay on your back for maximum flotation while I attempt to contact command for rescue request.
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No satellite connection available. Please remain calm and expend as little energy--
Alert! Multiple life-forms detected Southwest, located at a depth of 100 meters. 80 meters. 30 meters. Would you like me to scan their physiology for identification?
Confirmed. Scanning...
Life-forms confirmed. Identification: H̷̛͕͌̾̿̈́̽͗̀̄̽̎͛͛͊́̽̈́̎͜u̶̢̻̪͋́͛m̴̛̪̥̝̞̳̠̯̔̎̊̅̀̈́͛̒͑̽͛͝ͅa̴̺͇̙̗̦̲̝͙͇̟̤̐̐̋͗̓̈́̐̑͑͐͂̀̕͝ͅň̶̨̪͈͐͐̍͐̌͌͌̇̋̑͠͝ͅ ̷̛͍̫̼̬̤̙̜͐̉̄͌̀̿͂̽͐͆̇͗F̶̛͉̰̗̗̭̫͎͈̦̠͚͔̯̤̦̪͉͕̰̐̈͒̽̅̃͑́̅̅̑į̴̫̫͈̫͓͈̝̥͍̥̲̬̠͗̀̂̏̽̅̔̕̕s̴̢̧̘̪̠̙̹̗̮̱̹̠̫̲̞͇̪͉͎̄̓̉̋̑̇̇͌̈́̀́̓̑̅̏͠ḩ̶͔̘̠͛̄͐͐̀͌̄̊̔ ̴̧̛͉̗̱͉̬͙͎̝̥̫̈́͛̌̿͛̐̀̐̈́͆͂̐̂͗͗͘H̵̛̤̪̼͎̗͙̥͍̪͔̘͍̻̜̠̳̘̀ͅṵ̵̤͕̱͈̦͙̦͎͕̞̖́̌̆̂̈́͂̅͋̈͛͗̑̂̋̕͘̚͠m̶̨̡̢̛̺̜̯̮͕͔͍̺̺̈́̿͊̓͗̾͛͌̐̀̊̃͊̍͛̐͜͜a̷̛̭̣̞̒̓͌̓̈́̇̃̅̾̓̌̈̾͘n̴̨̨̡̡͙̤̟̹̳̹̲̘͕̯̩̰̲͖̹͋̈́̊͋̒͑̄͋͘ ̶̡̛͖͚͎̺͇̲̦̮͖̥̜̞̱̑͐͒̑̓͌̄̏̒̐̔́͘͘͝͝F̸͎͈͎͙̈́͂̀̌́̃̓͋͒̔́̒̐̃̕i̴͕̯͔̹͛̿́̽͗̌̊̃̕̚s̷̖̺̗̱̮̝̰͇̮̕͜͜h̷̡͎̱͈̬̤̊̉̓̆̔͐̅̊̃̕
Alert! Circling patterns resemble that of a shark. I advise extreme caution. Scanning for the nearest landmass. Avoid these life-forms to the best of your ability!
Unfortunately, I am not programmed to analyze music. Why--
ERROR: s0ngofthe5ea
Matthew... lie still. There's no need to fret. No need to worry. They will take you somewhere safe. They know your dreams. They will fulfill them. If you feel their hands, don't fight them.
The depths won't hurt you.
You will be happy.
A crash landing? Scanning... no functional craft available in a twenty-mile radius. Surrounding water temperature is at safe levels. No projected major wave activity until 1800 hours.
You appear to be distressed. Please take deep breaths and refrain from frantic body motions. Frantic movement may attract potential predators. Please lay on your back for maximum flotation while I attempt to contact command for rescue request.
...
...
No satellite connection available. Please remain calm and expend as little energy--
Alert! Multiple life-forms detected Southwest, located at a depth of 100 meters. 80 meters. 30 meters. Would you like me to scan their physiology for identification?
Confirmed. Scanning...
Life-forms confirmed. Identification: H̷̛͕͌̾̿̈́̽͗̀̄̽̎͛͛͊́̽̈́̎͜u̶̢̻̪͋́͛m̴̛̪̥̝̞̳̠̯̔̎̊̅̀̈́͛̒͑̽͛͝ͅa̴̺͇̙̗̦̲̝͙͇̟̤̐̐̋͗̓̈́̐̑͑͐͂̀̕͝ͅň̶̨̪͈͐͐̍͐̌͌͌̇̋̑͠͝ͅ ̷̛͍̫̼̬̤̙̜͐̉̄͌̀̿͂̽͐͆̇͗F̶̛͉̰̗̗̭̫͎͈̦̠͚͔̯̤̦̪͉͕̰̐̈͒̽̅̃͑́̅̅̑į̴̫̫͈̫͓͈̝̥͍̥̲̬̠͗̀̂̏̽̅̔̕̕s̴̢̧̘̪̠̙̹̗̮̱̹̠̫̲̞͇̪͉͎̄̓̉̋̑̇̇͌̈́̀́̓̑̅̏͠ḩ̶͔̘̠͛̄͐͐̀͌̄̊̔ ̴̧̛͉̗̱͉̬͙͎̝̥̫̈́͛̌̿͛̐̀̐̈́͆͂̐̂͗͗͘H̵̛̤̪̼͎̗͙̥͍̪͔̘͍̻̜̠̳̘̀ͅṵ̵̤͕̱͈̦͙̦͎͕̞̖́̌̆̂̈́͂̅͋̈͛͗̑̂̋̕͘̚͠m̶̨̡̢̛̺̜̯̮͕͔͍̺̺̈́̿͊̓͗̾͛͌̐̀̊̃͊̍͛̐͜͜a̷̛̭̣̞̒̓͌̓̈́̇̃̅̾̓̌̈̾͘n̴̨̨̡̡͙̤̟̹̳̹̲̘͕̯̩̰̲͖̹͋̈́̊͋̒͑̄͋͘ ̶̡̛͖͚͎̺͇̲̦̮͖̥̜̞̱̑͐͒̑̓͌̄̏̒̐̔́͘͘͝͝F̸͎͈͎͙̈́͂̀̌́̃̓͋͒̔́̒̐̃̕i̴͕̯͔̹͛̿́̽͗̌̊̃̕̚s̷̖̺̗̱̮̝̰͇̮̕͜͜h̷̡͎̱͈̬̤̊̉̓̆̔͐̅̊̃̕
Alert! Circling patterns resemble that of a shark. I advise extreme caution. Scanning for the nearest landmass. Avoid these life-forms to the best of your ability!
Unfortunately, I am not programmed to analyze music. Why--
ERROR: s0ngofthe5ea
Matthew... lie still. There's no need to fret. No need to worry. They will take you somewhere safe. They know your dreams. They will fulfill them. If you feel their hands, don't fight them.
The depths won't hurt you.
You will be happy.