MxM Moose's Request Thread

hippopotamoose · 2025-09-25T21:30:00-0400

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Good morning, and in case I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!

Let's do the dreaded intro first, shall we?

I've been going by Moose for almost 30 years, and since it isn't my government name you can also call me Moose.
Before you ask, the username is a stupid inside joke that requires the humor of a drunken middle schooler to find funny.
I'm in my 30s. I don't particularly like playing with people more than like 10 years my junior, because we will not have anything in common and it makes me feel like an old creep.
You can get me interested in the RP by being specific with what you want to include, both in the sexual and non-sexual of aspects. Help me with the story and world building and don't be afraid to throw in an NPC or drama to keep things interesting without throwing everything off the rails.
I'm vers in real life, and in RP my tastes tend to swing between dom/sub and top/bottom. I'll be clear in what I'm in the mood for and please don't be insulted if I'm not in the mood for what you're asking for; I have to be invested in the RP to stay long term, and sometimes I'm just not in that headspace.
I'm trans-nonbinary. If you have a bigoted thing about trans people, kindly fuck off and don't bother to message me. If you're a trans fetishist, also please don't bother messaging me.

Now let's talk about YOU, my potential new partner.

I'm looking for a fellow literate who can adjust their posting size to the scene at hand. For example, sometimes you are in the middle of dialogue and a longer post just doesn't make sense. Sometimes we need some exposition and prose. I fluctuate anywhere from a chunky paragraph to a novella length post depending on what the scene calls for. As long as you can give the same effort, I'll be pleased.
I'm looking for someone who doesn't just want to hit it and quit it, so to speak. I wanna be able to chat about the scene, maybe throw out a funny anecdote about my day, and talk about the latest video game or movie. Hope you want the same!
Someone who isn't a fucking bigot. Racists, Sexists, Trans/Homophobes need not apply.

Next, let's talk about some tropes I enjoy.

I love romance. Enemies to lovers, sweethearts, soulmates, whatever. Love that connection and space for growth.
Opposites Attract is always fun and spicy.
Redemption and character growth arcs.

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〚 Current Mood 〛
I would like to play as the DOM or SUB and as a Cis Male
with you playing as Man

My favorites, but not required:

My Kinks, none are required but if at least some of these aren't included, why are we playing?

Spanking/whipping/caning basically any impact play
Humiliation
Overstimulation
Glory Holes
Free Use
Deepthroating/cockwarming
Clit play (from gentle to painful)
Nipple play (from gentle to painful)
Nonconsensual
Coercion/Blackmail
Forced Orgasm
Piercings
So many more it would be impossible to list them all. Suffice to say, if it isn't on the DO NOT ASK list, then you can ask.

DO NOT ASK FOR THESE:

Current Cravings:

I would love to do something in a female-dominant society. Drows in Menzoberranzan , Amazons, or just an alternate universe of our world where it's a matriarchy instead of a patriarchy, and I would like to play a subservient man
I'd love a good old-fashioned master/slave plot or a forced marriage plot
Something in a Fallout-style post apocalyptic future could be cool

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