In the dim and sickly light of the bunker General Krebs explains the situation, "The Russian cocksuckers have broken the front in a broad formation. In the south, these vodka pissers have taken Zossen and now push on Stahnsdorf. Ivan now dips his nuts on the northern outskirts between Frohnau and Pankow... and in the east the subhuman Slavic barbarians have creampied the line Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Kahrlshorst"
Hitler calmly gestures with his fingers around the map. "Steiner's attack will fuck them all up", he replies.
A dread silence comes over the room as the generals look awkwardly to one another. Sweating as if he's about to shit liquid, Krebs puts a hand to his tunic and struggles to speak, "Mein Fuhrer... Steiner..."
General Jodl finishes the sentence, "Steiner could not rally enough men. The whole thing was a shitshow"
Hitler whispers gravely, "The following limp-dicked cocksuckers and strudel-eating pieces of shit will remain here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdo-o-o-o-rf" - A sick drum and bass beat picks up as die Fuhrer busts into rhymes:
Listen to me you stupid mark-ass tricks,
I gave you an order, why are you stroking your dicks?
Steiner's attack, motherfuckers, this game is fuck or walk,
And you sharply dressed abortions, all you fucking do is talk!
So this is how it is, you pussies lie to my face!
All my generals are cowards, the SS is a disgrace!
Wicked and faithless, you betrayed the deutschen Volke,
You fuckers jerked off on my plans, y'all are fuck all but a joke!
Mein Fuhrer I cannot allow this slander of our men.
They bled and died for you, and would do so again.
They are cowards and shitbags, every single one,They bled and died for you, and would do so again.
And the generals are worse, you should be sucking on my gun.
Mein Fuhrer, that's outrageous!
I don't give a flying fuck!I'll fuck your wife and take your life,
You bratwurst eating cuck!
Years at the academy to hold a knife and fork,
I wonder if your mother even ate a piece of pork.
You hindered me for years, like rats and ticks and lice,
I should have done like Stalin and put all you pricks on ice.
I never went to school, I was a painter in my day,
But alone I conquered Europe and you traitors gonna pay.
All you anal sluts, you'll drown in blood by the bucket,
With your ass in the air for anyone to fuck it!
* Outside in the hall, Frau Gerda is crying *
* National Socialism now is a dream that's quickly dying *
"Bitch, please calm yourself", whispers Traudl to her ear,
"Hitler's on his period, he just needs a goddamn beer"
* National Socialism now is a dream that's quickly dying *
"Bitch, please calm yourself", whispers Traudl to her ear,
"Hitler's on his period, he just needs a goddamn beer"
My commands have been ignored, I have nothing to say
Everyone is crap and this whole war is fucking gay
I can't lead like this, you assholes do what you will
But I'll never leave Berlin, I've got one move in me still...
...tell Eva her mother is a cunt...
The music fades and Hitler retires to his chamber. The track ends with a loud gunshot, while Magda Goebbels is sitting in the hall calmly dealing herself a game of solitaire.