Hi im Spike. I'm gonna try and make this as transparent as possible. Apologies for no pretty stuff, but I ain't got the spoons for bbcode/html.
About Me
About you
Fandoms
bodyguard x client
prince/ess x knight
prince/ess x bandit
fursona x fursona
dragon rider x dragon rider
childhood friends to lovers
arranged marraige
prince/ess x enemy general
monster x monster (werewolves, vampires, etc.)
monster x human (werewolves, vampires, etc.)
hero x villain
tropes/cliches/AUs
omegaverse. age gaps. childhood friends to lovers. enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers etc. exes reconnecting/second chances. soulmates. vampires, werewolves, etc. angels & demons. arranged marriage. forbidden love. bodyguard scenarios. mutual pining. fake dating. paid dating. marriages of convenience. meeting up with an ex years later and learning you have a child. sugar daddies/mommies. secret onlyfans nonsense. forced proximity. runaway brides/jilted.
About Me
- over 30, but miserly and cranky at heart
- over 20 yrs experience
- erratic posting schedule (once a week - several a day)
- doubles religiously, will play entire casts for you without hesitation
- loves ocs, mary-sues, and self-indulgence
- canon/oc = oc/oc > canon/canon
- mxm = mxf > m/f x non or non x non or f/f. I usually play male or nonbinary but I am not opposed to playing females
- -he/him, queer, mentally ill, neurodivergent, and tired of bullshit
- gives zero fucks about post length. I respect quality over quantity and typically match my partners length and style
- chat or prose, either or
- ditch-friendly and okay with slower posting schedule
- i'll play my faves for you, too
- canons, ocs with faces you like-- the sky's the limit, i'll play them all
- loves ooc chat!!!
- Worldbuilding (I absolutely love fleshing out any prompts and concepts. Especially with a rp partner. It helps create excitement for it, I think. I have been known to make character Pinterest boards, YouTube playlists, etc, and would love a partner who shows the same dedication or at least won't get annoyed when I do lol)
- Loves writing explicit smut but will fade to black if requested
- loves gore and violence = angst
- kinks + limits = clicky click
About you
- over 18, non-negotiable. preferably over 24 but this is up for debate.
- doubles if doing canon x oc, also non-negotiable.
- doesn't give a shit about post length.
- communicates what you want
- plays your faves for others because I've been out of high school for 10+ years and I'm done with this toxic mindset
- Hopefully loves ocs, mary-sues, and self-indulgence
- wants to have fun
- tells me your triggers so that I can respect them
- loves ooc chat
- discord for ooc
- not a toxic shithead
- ok with an erratic posting schedule
Fandoms
- Hazbin Hotel (double oc x cc)
- I can play Alastor, Lucifer, Vox, Baxter, Sir Pentious, Adam
- I'm looking for Vox, Alastor or Sir Pentious
- My Hero Academia (oc x oc or double oc x cc)
- I can play (aged up college instead of highschool) Shoto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Tokoyami, Mirio, Tamaki
- I can also play Hawks, Dabi, Fatgum
- I am looking for Bakugou, Tokoyami, Tamaki, Hawks or Dabi
- Skyrim (oc x oc)
- Baldurs Gate 3 (oc x oc or double oc x cc)
- Haven't play any cc yet but I have played through most of the game
- James Camerons Avatar (oc x oc)
- Harry Potter Universe (oc x oc)
- Pokemon (oc x oc)
- I have an adult rival x rival plot!
bodyguard x client
prince/ess x knight
prince/ess x bandit
fursona x fursona
dragon rider x dragon rider
childhood friends to lovers
arranged marraige
prince/ess x enemy general
monster x monster (werewolves, vampires, etc.)
monster x human (werewolves, vampires, etc.)
hero x villain
tropes/cliches/AUs
omegaverse. age gaps. childhood friends to lovers. enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers etc. exes reconnecting/second chances. soulmates. vampires, werewolves, etc. angels & demons. arranged marriage. forbidden love. bodyguard scenarios. mutual pining. fake dating. paid dating. marriages of convenience. meeting up with an ex years later and learning you have a child. sugar daddies/mommies. secret onlyfans nonsense. forced proximity. runaway brides/jilted.