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Hello there! I'm Lemon; generally friendly, occasionally shady, prone to inappropriate jokes at inopportune times. Thank you for reading through the upcoming wall of text, I offer you a virtual cookie of the chocolate chip kind. If you'd like to start a collaboration with me, please refrain from posting anything in this thread as I would like to keep it neat. Send a PM instead.
Managing expectations:
Hello there! I'm Lemon; generally friendly, occasionally shady, prone to inappropriate jokes at inopportune times. Thank you for reading through the upcoming wall of text, I offer you a virtual cookie of the chocolate chip kind. If you'd like to start a collaboration with me, please refrain from posting anything in this thread as I would like to keep it neat. Send a PM instead.
Managing expectations:
▷ I predominantly write in the past tense and third person; prefer it actually.
▷ My replies can contain anywhere from 300 to 3000 words.
▷ Quality does outweigh quantity. Really, it does.
▷ I find that constant grammar mistakes and typos make me lose interest relatively fast.
▷ I absolutely adore world building and character development.
▷ My main characters are heterosexual females. Secondary ones come in all alignments of the rainbow.
▷ Speaking of characters, mine tend to be morally ambiguous and outright shady sometimes.
▷ I'm a sucker for cohesion and narrative flow. Things don't always have to make sense but they need to fit the story.
▷ I enjoy bloodshed, violence and wars just as much as I like those sweet, cuddly, tender moments.
▷ I'm chatty. You don't have to be but bonus points if you are.
▷ I can not read your mind. If there's something bothering you please tell me and I will extend the courtesy.
▷ It's your story too, you know? Take some initiative in driving the plot forward.
▷ If your character is average but attractive, clumsy but also super nice and with a heart of gold, maybe has an overly tragic backstory and some social anxiety sprinkled here and there... Begone, Mary! Begone!
▷ Please write the word 'uniporn' in your PM if you want to collaborate. Just my way of knowing you've actually read through this.
▷ Magic has to have rules! You can't conjure the fucking armageddon a week after finding out about magic.
▷ I get super peeved by naive characters that also blush, get flustered, embarrassed, stutter a lot, etc.
▷ I can't do just smut. It's boring. I'll need some story and character development thrown in there somewhere.
▷ Virginity, naivety, Incest, scat, vore, watersports, necrophilia, bestiality, non-con, rape, degradation, torture, humiliation and mutilation are definitely not my cup of tea.
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