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Grande Maester of Revelos
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It began with a distinct lack of cookies but a surplus of souls
And led to hostile takeovers of alcohol you wished to control
Multiple episodes of being tossed into chat's pool
And a few incidents of being beaten with a stool
That led to the first time you begged for a story
Whining that you wanted it to be bloody and gory
Which then started your idea of a beautiful friendship
Though my mind was imagining handcuffs and whips
The conversations were high, then medium, then low
As you bitched that I replied far too slow
Those complaints got you nothing but smacked around
And slowly but surely I destroyed your demon crown
You enlisted the aid of an admin that scared
Finding it funny when I thought I had erred
So this is the beginning of your final notice
Don't try to beg just start running, Otys.
And led to hostile takeovers of alcohol you wished to control
Multiple episodes of being tossed into chat's pool
And a few incidents of being beaten with a stool
That led to the first time you begged for a story
Whining that you wanted it to be bloody and gory
Which then started your idea of a beautiful friendship
Though my mind was imagining handcuffs and whips
The conversations were high, then medium, then low
As you bitched that I replied far too slow
Those complaints got you nothing but smacked around
And slowly but surely I destroyed your demon crown
You enlisted the aid of an admin that scared
Finding it funny when I thought I had erred
So this is the beginning of your final notice
Don't try to beg just start running, Otys.