As a primarily tabletop player, I'm more used to "player and GM" type of games. So to make things simple, let's say I'm looking for a GM who will do most of the worldbuilding, throw challenges at me and play as NPCs. That said, I have several concepts I want to unleash upon the world and see how they fare:
1) Ghost who can possess most creatures. From a rat to a beholder but not powerful mages or huge dragons. The concept is all about stealth and adaptability. Possess a rat - touch a guard's foot - wait for him to pet the king's dog - get into the royal chambers. That's probably the most overpowered concept but one I'm most willing to try out.
I want to see him interact with people and solve problems by possessing correct creatures.
2) Naive paladin. He's pure of heart and pure of mind. If a beggar asks him for some money, the paladin will ask "Will it serve the greater good?" and give away his coin pouch upon hearing a yes. To compensate for the lack of brain, he has some brawn (armour and twohander) and healing magic. And, of course, he's smart enough not to burn orphanages and do other obvious acts of evil.
I primarily want to see where such naivety can lead the guy.
3) Lazy mage who floats around on a bed and throws legions of summoned creatures at any problem.
I want to see him interact with people and come up with ways to do stuff without leaving the bed.
4) Grandfather Lich. A cheerful lich who just travels the world and does not wish any harm upon people. Has similarities with the previous one as he likes to be carried around on a chair by four skeletons.
I want to see him interact with people and maybe try to persuade them he's a normal guy. He could be a good and caring mayor of some village who has to deal with paladins that want him dead for some reason.
5) T-1000 but bones. A bone golem of sorts who can change the density and shape of his bones and also consume other bones to grow bigger. Once again, all about adaptability.
I want to see this guy overcome different obstacles by transforming into drills, helicopters and other things.
6) T-1000 but... actually, no buts. Same as above but with metal. I know T-1000 in the movie could only transform into humans but it would be cool to play as something that can become a vehicle or even a building.
I want to see this thing solve problems in ways similar to the bony version.
7) Hivemind. Many possible versions: group of skeletons, robots, insects, etc. A squad of creatures capable of instant communication and following the same goal.
I want... not sure what tbh. Philosophical talks stemming from "I am many, you are one", solving problems by tactically positioning troops, witnessing some really cool teamwork... there are many options and I can't pick the most interesting aspect of it.
8) A fearless berserker. A cheerful and nice guy who politely asks passing warriors if they want to fight to the death. Also searches for a philosopher's spell that can turn rocks into chicken meat.
I mostly want to see him politely talk to people while wearing a dragon's skull and loking menacingly in general.
As for general information, I usually struggle to keep the jokes in, so you can expect all of the above to have a sense of humour or otherwise channel comedy into the story.
I've never written any smut and I don't plan to. Some romance and fade to black could be fine but I'm mostly looking for lulz. If we do get into romance, notice there's no curved text here. That's because I'm so straight even my text reflects that. So only MxF.
Violence: torture usually makes me sick but tearing a guy's limb off and beating him to death with it sounds cool. So I guess I can tolerate all but a helpless individual in pain.
I can reply once a day or two. Similar frequency would be nice. If stars align just right, I can even churn out several replies a day but I don't demand it from you.
Preferred volume of replies is at least a paragraph. I find that RP-ing with big and well-crafted walls of text is awesome but I also understand there is not much to write about sometimes. That said, one sentence from a character along with his/her thoughts at the moment usually results in at least a paragraph. Although, if you spot an opportunity to reply with a one-liner for great comedic effect, I'll occasionally accept that too.
If any of those things caught your attention, reply either here or in PMs. I'll read both cuz why not. I'm up for both 1on1s and group RPs since some characters would work best in a company. Of course, I'm willing to adjust to the world and such - that's why I'm publishing it as concepts and not ready characters.
1) Ghost who can possess most creatures. From a rat to a beholder but not powerful mages or huge dragons. The concept is all about stealth and adaptability. Possess a rat - touch a guard's foot - wait for him to pet the king's dog - get into the royal chambers. That's probably the most overpowered concept but one I'm most willing to try out.
I want to see him interact with people and solve problems by possessing correct creatures.
2) Naive paladin. He's pure of heart and pure of mind. If a beggar asks him for some money, the paladin will ask "Will it serve the greater good?" and give away his coin pouch upon hearing a yes. To compensate for the lack of brain, he has some brawn (armour and twohander) and healing magic. And, of course, he's smart enough not to burn orphanages and do other obvious acts of evil.
I primarily want to see where such naivety can lead the guy.
3) Lazy mage who floats around on a bed and throws legions of summoned creatures at any problem.
I want to see him interact with people and come up with ways to do stuff without leaving the bed.
4) Grandfather Lich. A cheerful lich who just travels the world and does not wish any harm upon people. Has similarities with the previous one as he likes to be carried around on a chair by four skeletons.
I want to see him interact with people and maybe try to persuade them he's a normal guy. He could be a good and caring mayor of some village who has to deal with paladins that want him dead for some reason.
5) T-1000 but bones. A bone golem of sorts who can change the density and shape of his bones and also consume other bones to grow bigger. Once again, all about adaptability.
I want to see this guy overcome different obstacles by transforming into drills, helicopters and other things.
6) T-1000 but... actually, no buts. Same as above but with metal. I know T-1000 in the movie could only transform into humans but it would be cool to play as something that can become a vehicle or even a building.
I want to see this thing solve problems in ways similar to the bony version.
7) Hivemind. Many possible versions: group of skeletons, robots, insects, etc. A squad of creatures capable of instant communication and following the same goal.
I want... not sure what tbh. Philosophical talks stemming from "I am many, you are one", solving problems by tactically positioning troops, witnessing some really cool teamwork... there are many options and I can't pick the most interesting aspect of it.
8) A fearless berserker. A cheerful and nice guy who politely asks passing warriors if they want to fight to the death. Also searches for a philosopher's spell that can turn rocks into chicken meat.
I mostly want to see him politely talk to people while wearing a dragon's skull and loking menacingly in general.
As for general information, I usually struggle to keep the jokes in, so you can expect all of the above to have a sense of humour or otherwise channel comedy into the story.
I've never written any smut and I don't plan to. Some romance and fade to black could be fine but I'm mostly looking for lulz. If we do get into romance, notice there's no curved text here. That's because I'm so straight even my text reflects that. So only MxF.
Violence: torture usually makes me sick but tearing a guy's limb off and beating him to death with it sounds cool. So I guess I can tolerate all but a helpless individual in pain.
I can reply once a day or two. Similar frequency would be nice. If stars align just right, I can even churn out several replies a day but I don't demand it from you.
Preferred volume of replies is at least a paragraph. I find that RP-ing with big and well-crafted walls of text is awesome but I also understand there is not much to write about sometimes. That said, one sentence from a character along with his/her thoughts at the moment usually results in at least a paragraph. Although, if you spot an opportunity to reply with a one-liner for great comedic effect, I'll occasionally accept that too.
If any of those things caught your attention, reply either here or in PMs. I'll read both cuz why not. I'm up for both 1on1s and group RPs since some characters would work best in a company. Of course, I'm willing to adjust to the world and such - that's why I'm publishing it as concepts and not ready characters.
