GremlinSage
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Wee woo wee woo wee woo "Pull over bug."
The lightening bug's light flickered as she came to a stop, looking back at the gremlin policewomen who approached with the siren light circling on her head in place of a helmet. "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you're jealous of my big bright butt?"
The gremlin frowned. "No, your insurance expired."
Firefly blinked, staring at the gremlin confused. "I had insurance on my butt?!"
With a 'tch', the gremlin policewomen pulled out her booklet to start a ticket. Then she paused. "Your light is too bright, turn your ass down!" She scribbled on the ticket, shoving it in Firefly's face. "Must have a hell of a warranty on a light that bright. Gonna cause a fire. Avoid the forest."
Then the gremlin left the confused firefly, zooming off on her pet raven for another person to terrorize.
The lightening bug's light flickered as she came to a stop, looking back at the gremlin policewomen who approached with the siren light circling on her head in place of a helmet. "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you're jealous of my big bright butt?"
The gremlin frowned. "No, your insurance expired."
Firefly blinked, staring at the gremlin confused. "I had insurance on my butt?!"
With a 'tch', the gremlin policewomen pulled out her booklet to start a ticket. Then she paused. "Your light is too bright, turn your ass down!" She scribbled on the ticket, shoving it in Firefly's face. "Must have a hell of a warranty on a light that bright. Gonna cause a fire. Avoid the forest."
Then the gremlin left the confused firefly, zooming off on her pet raven for another person to terrorize.