Dearest Landlubbers,
It is most fine to meet you! I am LOBSTER CASANOVA, emissary from the watery depths, sent to the Dry-Land Kingdoms on a most hallowed quest for MIND-BENDINGLY HOT sexings of the finest caliber. I dare not amble, and so, let us get to the heart of the matter, yes?
What I'm After:
-GALS: First thing's first--I am Male. That means I have Boy-Parts. I only write with actual Females, who have actual Girl-Parts. Simply my personal preference, so respect that. I have absolutely no interest in writing with fellow...fellows. If I get a message from you to write, and your Gender is not Female, or left blank, I will simply ignore it. So, in case it needs to be explicitly stated: Ladies only.
-FUN: My pincers really clatter for creative, expressive, and FUN dames. My stories are bright and colorful and sexy and loaded with fun that tends to be a bit more on the light-hearted side. I live in a dark, depressing NIGHTMARE-WORLD every day of my life, so, when I write, I want to escape someplace fun. Even in settings that are a bit bleak, (like something Post-Apocalyptic) I will inject a bit of humor here or there to keep things fun.
-SHORTSTACKS: So, if you don't mind playing short (5 feet tall max), stacked (Nothing silly or goofy, but anywhere in the 32-36 Double D natural range is ideal for me). I'm exceedingly specific about this, and list these particular measurements for good reason. They are what I want. Please don't waste either of our time by messaging me to play, and then trying to fiddle with these numbers. Anything else is negotiable, but these two traits are my only dealbreakers.
-SMUT: I am here for nice, wordy, steamy fun, not to write the next great American novel with someone. Just because I enjoy writing sexually primed pieces doesn't mean I write mindless porn, mind you. Just because it's HOT doesn't mean it has to be BAD. I've read plenty of horrible stories that had nothing at all to do with sex, and much brilliant pose that is skimpy on the plot but loaded with snuzzling. So, yea, let's put that little myth to bed right off. I write engaging and memorable characters who also just so happen to be RAVENOUSLY HORNY. So, if you're not looking for similarly slippery scenarios, then please move along.
What I Offer:
-I am a most wordy and creative little Lobster, and delight in giving my partners scenes and characters that they are sure to remember for several lifetimes to come. I write 3 healthy, detailed paragraphs at the very minimum (Third Person preferred), and often times eclipse this by a significant margin when I am properly inspired.
-I am an attentive partner, and the last thing I am looking for is a revolving door of writing partners to send mediocre, uninspired replies to every few days. I am much more about Quality over Quantity, and I'm looking for a very select few people to write with. I am available often for the right partner, and look forward to contributing a ton of ideas and attentiveness towards a worthy source. This Roleplay business can really be quite beautiful when it's done with heart, effort and creativity. I'm looking for something with creative substance, and will go out of my way to deliver that experience to my partner.
-As far as settings and characters, I am most flexible. Fantasy, Science-Fiction, Post-Apocalyptic, or whatever you're itching for can be suitably scratched by my talented Pincers. I find slice of life to be pretty boring, but I have always been a sucker for some good old-fashioned Teacher/Student scenes. Call me cliché!
-I want to play the types of Men that my partner enjoys, and will go out of my way to do so. I am honest and upfront about what I can and cannot do well, and will ALWAYS communicate my desires and express my concerns when brainstorming with someone else. If I cannot deliver the type of Man that will curl your toes and quicken your breath, I will say so and not attempt to try and waste your time. If I can't give it to you PERFECTLY, I'd rather let you know from the start so that you can find someone who can.
Any interested parties should message me immediately. We gots some SNOGGIN' to do!
It is most fine to meet you! I am LOBSTER CASANOVA, emissary from the watery depths, sent to the Dry-Land Kingdoms on a most hallowed quest for MIND-BENDINGLY HOT sexings of the finest caliber. I dare not amble, and so, let us get to the heart of the matter, yes?
What I'm After:
-GALS: First thing's first--I am Male. That means I have Boy-Parts. I only write with actual Females, who have actual Girl-Parts. Simply my personal preference, so respect that. I have absolutely no interest in writing with fellow...fellows. If I get a message from you to write, and your Gender is not Female, or left blank, I will simply ignore it. So, in case it needs to be explicitly stated: Ladies only.
-FUN: My pincers really clatter for creative, expressive, and FUN dames. My stories are bright and colorful and sexy and loaded with fun that tends to be a bit more on the light-hearted side. I live in a dark, depressing NIGHTMARE-WORLD every day of my life, so, when I write, I want to escape someplace fun. Even in settings that are a bit bleak, (like something Post-Apocalyptic) I will inject a bit of humor here or there to keep things fun.
-SHORTSTACKS: So, if you don't mind playing short (5 feet tall max), stacked (Nothing silly or goofy, but anywhere in the 32-36 Double D natural range is ideal for me). I'm exceedingly specific about this, and list these particular measurements for good reason. They are what I want. Please don't waste either of our time by messaging me to play, and then trying to fiddle with these numbers. Anything else is negotiable, but these two traits are my only dealbreakers.
-SMUT: I am here for nice, wordy, steamy fun, not to write the next great American novel with someone. Just because I enjoy writing sexually primed pieces doesn't mean I write mindless porn, mind you. Just because it's HOT doesn't mean it has to be BAD. I've read plenty of horrible stories that had nothing at all to do with sex, and much brilliant pose that is skimpy on the plot but loaded with snuzzling. So, yea, let's put that little myth to bed right off. I write engaging and memorable characters who also just so happen to be RAVENOUSLY HORNY. So, if you're not looking for similarly slippery scenarios, then please move along.
What I Offer:
-I am a most wordy and creative little Lobster, and delight in giving my partners scenes and characters that they are sure to remember for several lifetimes to come. I write 3 healthy, detailed paragraphs at the very minimum (Third Person preferred), and often times eclipse this by a significant margin when I am properly inspired.
-I am an attentive partner, and the last thing I am looking for is a revolving door of writing partners to send mediocre, uninspired replies to every few days. I am much more about Quality over Quantity, and I'm looking for a very select few people to write with. I am available often for the right partner, and look forward to contributing a ton of ideas and attentiveness towards a worthy source. This Roleplay business can really be quite beautiful when it's done with heart, effort and creativity. I'm looking for something with creative substance, and will go out of my way to deliver that experience to my partner.
-As far as settings and characters, I am most flexible. Fantasy, Science-Fiction, Post-Apocalyptic, or whatever you're itching for can be suitably scratched by my talented Pincers. I find slice of life to be pretty boring, but I have always been a sucker for some good old-fashioned Teacher/Student scenes. Call me cliché!
-I want to play the types of Men that my partner enjoys, and will go out of my way to do so. I am honest and upfront about what I can and cannot do well, and will ALWAYS communicate my desires and express my concerns when brainstorming with someone else. If I cannot deliver the type of Man that will curl your toes and quicken your breath, I will say so and not attempt to try and waste your time. If I can't give it to you PERFECTLY, I'd rather let you know from the start so that you can find someone who can.
Any interested parties should message me immediately. We gots some SNOGGIN' to do!