Either Needed Good Trouble

[Angel of Mercy]

Going through the Outer Sanctum 'cast list', I have noticed it is filled with depressingly good people, many of which would consider a picnic on a sunny day with iced tea and a veggie tray surrounded by sweet smelling flowers a 'good time'.

So…

My latest character Mayna [ see here: Adventurer - Mayna Thurinwethil ] is looking for 1 or 2 like-minded individuals for potential adventure opportunities. Looking for individuals with the following Character Traits:

• Must have questionable morals.
• Must have a criminal record (or be wiling to obtain one).
• Must understand the meaning of the word 'subtle'.
• Must be willing to consume large quantities of alcohol on a regular basis or partake in other elicit substances.
• Must not be one of them annoyingly good people always looking to do 'the right thing', or constantly searching for a 'silver lining'.
• Must enjoy having fun, ideally at the expense of others.
• Must not be a 'Happy and/or Shiny' person.
• Must not have a 'code of honor', in fact having 'no honor' would be considered an asset.
• Must be willing to operate at night.
• Must be willing to accept that pessimism is a lifestyle.
• Must think a fair fight is for chumps and that the ideal odds in a fight are three to one, always in your favor.
• Having breasts would be an asset, but not a requirement.
• Lack of a conscience would also be an asset.
• Must be willing to steal from the rich and give to the poor, under the understanding that we are the poor.

To clarify, not looking for inherently evil people looking to kill, rape, pillage and destroy for fun, or intent on world domination, which would probably feel too much like 'work' anyhow.

However, sowing the seeds of chaos, bit by bit, is always a good time.

If interested, send me a PM and we can talk further about getting into 'good trouble'.