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First off if you haven't cringed at reading the title then congratulations, you've passed the first test in tolerating my existence. On the off chance you thought that was either A. Funny or B. Clever then you're well on your way to becoming my best friend. Of course if you don't fancy that kind of commitment then let me just casually segue into proper introductions before you have time to think about how painfully awkward that sentence was:
internet,
So my names [ Ghosted ]. You can stick to the traditional approach of calling me that or get creative and come up with a few nicknames. I highly encourage going off the beaten path until you're essentially just creating a new username. The less sense that it makes the more impressed I will be. Of course you're also welcome to call me by my given name: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
If you're a fellow lurker in the RP side of the web then you might know me from either Iwakuroleplay, BlackDahlia, and RPnation . Don't let the relatively new accounts fool you I've been around for quite a while. I've just recently come out of the woodwork's after a year or so of inactivity and have unsurprisingly found all my old accounts purged or residing in Limbo Archives. In conclusion I'm basically the equivalent of an old actor coming out of retirement in hopes of reprising their fame only to get five minutes of screen time on a Monday night sitcom and landing a role as an extra in a Colgate commercial.
Now if that last sentence only gave you a mild to moderate headache then congratulations you passed the second test. In fact if you made it this far then you've passed the third test! And that's basically all we could fit in for this simulation [upper management blew the budget on the fancy transparent 'hello']. If you'd like to continue the experience comment down below, smash that like button, spam my inbox, loiter around my profile page, or just stalk my activity.
Sincerely,
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So my names [ Ghosted ]. You can stick to the traditional approach of calling me that or get creative and come up with a few nicknames. I highly encourage going off the beaten path until you're essentially just creating a new username. The less sense that it makes the more impressed I will be. Of course you're also welcome to call me by my given name: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
If you're a fellow lurker in the RP side of the web then you might know me from either Iwakuroleplay, BlackDahlia, and RPnation . Don't let the relatively new accounts fool you I've been around for quite a while. I've just recently come out of the woodwork's after a year or so of inactivity and have unsurprisingly found all my old accounts purged or residing in Limbo Archives. In conclusion I'm basically the equivalent of an old actor coming out of retirement in hopes of reprising their fame only to get five minutes of screen time on a Monday night sitcom and landing a role as an extra in a Colgate commercial.
Now if that last sentence only gave you a mild to moderate headache then congratulations you passed the second test. In fact if you made it this far then you've passed the third test! And that's basically all we could fit in for this simulation [upper management blew the budget on the fancy transparent 'hello']. If you'd like to continue the experience comment down below, smash that like button, spam my inbox, loiter around my profile page, or just stalk my activity.
Sincerely,
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
