Artisan I Think I Lost My Can Opener.

[The Phantom Gentleman]

Greetings.
Please, allow me to introduce myself through the gift of Haiku.
Clears throat as profound music swells

I come to write filth.
Lotta hot and hornball words
'Tis fairly neat, yes?

I thank you for your indulgence.​

 

[Jumbled]

Welcome to the Sanctum, you filthy poet.

 

[Mr. E]

Well done, and welcome!​

 

[Angel of Mercy]

My goodness! What a poet!