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Hey, so i'm puzzlez.

*awaits the monotone "hi, puzzlez"*

And I... am addicted to writing.

*stifled noises of horror and disgust from the audience*

---orrrrr, that's what would happen if I joined the AA. WA? Ahhh, whatever. I felt like I was sitting in some kind of 'anonymous' meeting writing that opener and couldn't resist.

More seriously, I don't take much seriously except writing. I like jigsaw puzzles, the letter z, and usernames with lower case letters. I'm highly sarcastic (apparently to the point of being sardonic, though I never mean offense, on my honor! pinky-swear!), and that usually comes across in my writing. I love writing fluffy stuff - dem gay bois, dose straight couples, all dese lovely lesby ladies (alliteration!) - with crazy adventures, a dash of drama, a pinch of suspense, the appropriate amount of angst and horror, and then I like to tie things off in a nice bow of more fluffy stuff to create some kind of serendipitous mess.

I'm here for the party! I heard there would be action, adventure, drama, suspense, romance, and etc. I'm especially interested in that 'etc'. Who doesn't like etkuh?

But really -- I've been on the hunt for new meat -- er, new people to meet, and hopefully new rp partners. I heard whispers about this place, and figured I'd dive in, see the community, hopefully remember to come up for air - probably not - so hopefully not drown?

Ahhh, I'm bad at talking about myself, but I think that's the gist of it. I'm weird af and not sorry, but feel like I should be sorry.

... Sorry?

//puzzlez out
 
*ollies in*

Thank you~

*backflips out*

//because it's rude to ignore polite welcomers
 
*flies by superman-style*

thaaaAAANKYOUUuuuu!
 
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