Greetings!
I have submerged to these drylands in the hopes of communing with you land-dwellers in a purely sexual capacity! My pincers chitter in anticipation at collecting a healthy sample of creative, wordy, and smutty fun that shall surely make the watery depths of my home seem tame by comparison! Oh, how my heart pounds beneath my study carapace at the thought of investing every inch of a shapely Mermaid with my wandering antennae, and any interested Female parties should contact me immediately so we can begin such stirring underwater explorations, yes?
I have submerged to these drylands in the hopes of communing with you land-dwellers in a purely sexual capacity! My pincers chitter in anticipation at collecting a healthy sample of creative, wordy, and smutty fun that shall surely make the watery depths of my home seem tame by comparison! Oh, how my heart pounds beneath my study carapace at the thought of investing every inch of a shapely Mermaid with my wandering antennae, and any interested Female parties should contact me immediately so we can begin such stirring underwater explorations, yes?
