Vox Humana
Professional Crier
Introductions
Hello there! My name is Elle and I'm a sap! If you're uninterested in my backstory, you can skip straight to the "In Search Of..." section to get to the good stuff! (I promise that there's no quiz at the end and I won't judge you.)
I'm a 20 year old woman living in Northern California, and my friends would describe me as "someone who is literally so afraid of everything". I've been roleplaying intermittently for about 7 years now, and it's been something that I always find my way back to during difficult times in my life. Outside of roleplay, I enjoy video games (though I'm very casual in all of them except WoW), reading, and cartoons.
Some trivia about me:
- I have quite a few pets, including two goats, around thirty hens and roosters, and a very energetic boxer named Georgia.
- I'm allergic to cats, which is perhaps the cruelest torture you could afflict on a young queer woman.
- I've never seen any movies. I mean this in the hyperbolic sense rather than the literal one, but if you try and make movie references at me, I will not understand them.
In Search Of...
Romance is probably one of my favorite genres to write, and while I don't necessarily need it in every roleplay I'm involved in, I do tend to have more fun in roleplays with a romantic element! Aside from general slice of life roleplays, I also enjoy stories with elements of sci-fi, supernatural, low fantasy, post-apocalyptic, and dystopian themes. I'm open to both sexual and non-sexual roleplays, though I prefer my roleplays to be more plot heavy than smut heavy. I love slowburns and I relish in their sweet torture.
While FxF is definitely my favorite pairing to work with, being a young queer woman, I'm also open to MxF if I like the plot well enough, as well as FxNB and NBxNB pairings. With the exception of minor background characters/NPCs when needed, I do usually only play female/femme presenting characters, as I never seem to enjoy writing male/masculine presenting characters.
Please note that while I love working with writers who match my level of semi-long, detailed paragraphs, I don't enforce any sort of length or quality rules on those I roleplay with. I will work with you, and if you're new and looking for experience, you're just as welcome to send me a message as someone more experienced is. Roleplaying is, at it's core, supposed to be fun, and if you're feeling excluded based on your skill level then you won't have any fun. I do ask, however, that you're honest with me about your skill level and post length so I can see what I'm getting into. As you can see from the length of this post, I myself am very verbose.
- World-building; this can be anything from improv rules where we just go with things that are added, to detailed outlines of the world our characters exist in beforehand. I'm down for either!
- Third person past tense; I'm not a fan of first person works, they make me uncomfortable for reasons that I can't quite explain. Reading Divergent was a nightmare.
- Humanoid non-human races; To name a few: mermaids, vampires, werewolves, elves, angels/demons, etc. Some of these I'll only play in non-sexual roleplays, like mermaids, but most others I'm willing write in sexual roleplays.
- Talk to me about kinks beforehand; I like light bondage, power play, gags, and water (the pool/shower kind, not watersports) to name just a few, but I have quite a few more, and would be glad to talk about my kinks and no-go's before a roleplay.
- Tell me about your ideas! If you hate all my plots down below, then I'm totally down for hearing about other plots that you have in mind!
- Furry characters; some level of cybernetics and/or non-human characteristics such as wings or ears and the like are welcome depending on the roleplay setting, but I really prefer mostly humanoid characters. See above for specific variations I'm cool with, or message me if you have a specific question regarding this.
- Heavy levels of gore; some mild mentions of blood and injuries are alright, but please no body horror.
- Unapproved kinks/fetishes; Seriously. Please. Talk to me first and I'll let you know if I'm comfortable trying it out. I'm so vanilla, please bear with me.
Finally, what you're all here for...
Prompts and Ideas
- Two college roommates fall in love between instant noodles and TED Talks.
- "Hey I think that your dog got my dog pregnant and that is such bs, I'm demanding child support."
- On a 12 hour flight across the world, Seat 27 A and 27 C fall into animosity and eventually into love. Seat 27 B is immensely uncomfortable.
- "Wow it's cool you're a mermaid and all, but how the fuck did you get into my bathtub?"
- Hijinks occur after a 20-something witch who's attempting to summon a demon accidentally summons their archnemesis from high school. Until the witch can figure out how to reverse the summoning gone wrong, they're bound to each other.
- Vampire x Human; Vampire x Werewolf
- Mermaid x Human; Mermaid x Mermaid
- Princess x Princess; Princess x Handmaiden
- Demon x Human
Detailed Prompts:
Ninety years in the future, privacy has become an archaic concept. After concluding that data theft and government tracking were simply an unavoidable side effect of increased technology, a solution was presented to at least allow the access to data to go both ways. Thus, the Open Data Act was implemented, meaning that everything everyone did, from the average worker to the top members of government, was completely available to anyone and everyone at any moment. Everything from your private messages to your online searches to your location were completely public. Even things like your transaction history and porn searches were easily accessed.
Eventually, all information began to be collected and analyzed. It began to be used to determine things like job aptitude, compatibility, and even what hairstyles you'd like the best. Each search you make and each place you go adds information to better refine your profile in the system. For all intents and purposes, your whole life was laid out bare in lines of ones and zeroes.
Muse 1, emboldened by recent successes in their career, decides that they're ready to try and date again, after their last attempt at romance was a failure. Crossing their fingers that the amendments to their algorithm will give them better luck this time, they submit their profile back into the dating pool and began talking with the matches that it spits out for them. Muse 2, fresh out of a two year relationship that went down in flames, decides to start over in a new city. After settling into the job they've been recommended at a coffee shop, they resolve to wait awhile before pursuing romance again. Fortunately of Unfortunately, all of M2's plans go awry when they begin developing a friendship with M1, a regular at the coffee shop. Sensing a connection, each of them check their compatibility with each other, only to be shown that they're completely incompatible. Despite the disapproval of their family, friends, and society at large, they begin to drift together anyways.
Eventually, all information began to be collected and analyzed. It began to be used to determine things like job aptitude, compatibility, and even what hairstyles you'd like the best. Each search you make and each place you go adds information to better refine your profile in the system. For all intents and purposes, your whole life was laid out bare in lines of ones and zeroes.
Muse 1, emboldened by recent successes in their career, decides that they're ready to try and date again, after their last attempt at romance was a failure. Crossing their fingers that the amendments to their algorithm will give them better luck this time, they submit their profile back into the dating pool and began talking with the matches that it spits out for them. Muse 2, fresh out of a two year relationship that went down in flames, decides to start over in a new city. After settling into the job they've been recommended at a coffee shop, they resolve to wait awhile before pursuing romance again. Fortunately of Unfortunately, all of M2's plans go awry when they begin developing a friendship with M1, a regular at the coffee shop. Sensing a connection, each of them check their compatibility with each other, only to be shown that they're completely incompatible. Despite the disapproval of their family, friends, and society at large, they begin to drift together anyways.
Preferably FxF or FxNB for this one.
After getting a call in the middle of the night that their fiancé died in a car accident, Muse 1 flies down to their fiancé's hometown in Florida to attend his funeral and seek comfort from his family. Two months later, while putting flowers on his grave, M1 runs into, surprise surprise, their fiancé's girlfriend/datemate, Muse 2, who had had the same idea. After coming to terms with the situation, anger begins to overpower their grief, and M1 and M2 began to work together to piece together their mutual ex's double life, falling in love with each other in the process.
After getting a call in the middle of the night that their fiancé died in a car accident, Muse 1 flies down to their fiancé's hometown in Florida to attend his funeral and seek comfort from his family. Two months later, while putting flowers on his grave, M1 runs into, surprise surprise, their fiancé's girlfriend/datemate, Muse 2, who had had the same idea. After coming to terms with the situation, anger begins to overpower their grief, and M1 and M2 began to work together to piece together their mutual ex's double life, falling in love with each other in the process.
I think spoiler tags are really ugly and they ruined my formatting but I love you too much to make you suffer through this length.
