MxM ⎯⎯*𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 ᵁᴾᴰᴬᵀᴱ ⁵ ²¹

[cabby]

WE'LLMEETAGAINSTAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT
MAKE THIS WISH TONIGHTWE'LLMEETAGAIN

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▪ cabs, thirty smth year old, running on kst hour
▪ do be 25+. i'd like to rp with people around my age range
▪ third person pov, past tense, multi-paragraph. quality over quantity. write however long or short long as it keeps the rp rolling
▪ don't give me constant novella tho. y'all my eyes are gonna glaze over if i get paragraphs of how fking chiseled that jawline is ok
▪ once a week response is what i typically aim for, depending on how cooperative my noodle brain is. it might take longer or less iunno. pls be patient as i won't ever pester you for responses
▪ i love befriending my rp partners! whether it'd be ooc chats to yell about some show or movie or share random videos or whatever related shenanigans to the rp/characters/plots, i'm down for it
▪ if you ever wanna take a break/go on a hiatus/just lost interest/got some issues with me/etc., lmk. if i don't hear a single peep from you in three weeks, ima go on my way. i don't appreciate getting ghosted yet i've been there so i get it

▪ comedic funny plots that may delve into darker/serious themes at times with a touch of romance (slooow burn) and a looot of action-adventure be my jam
▪ i don't do strictly drama/angst or plots driven solely by romance (to make a pairing/ship happen) or pure spice hour
▪ multiple characters running around everywhere is something i love
▪ don't be a passive rper, making me a gm and having me do everything from plotting to throwing out ideas to literally making maps and stuff
▪ srsly guise i am so vvvv sick and tired of being a carry. if i wanted to do everything myself, i'd be going through a solo project
▪ and sorry fam don't much care for smut these days
▪ ftb is my friend. tho i'm down for hilariously awkward attempts that leads to nowhere spicy but a cringe memory the writers can die laughing at

▪ mainly mxm but i am def open to other pairings if the characters happen to mesh real well
▪ chemistry above everything else y'all
▪ if it don't happen, it don't happen. platonic relationships are just as precious yeahhhh power of friendshippppppp
▪ no sub mains. i ain't throwing shade but from years of being herded into playing only certain types of characters, i'm tired af
▪ on that note, i'd appreciate a fellow rper who doesn't adhere to "straight dynamics" or whathaveyou
▪ i have personal beef with "softie femme boi uwu no backbone crybaby" type of character. is2g if you bring one, be ready to catch these big ass yaoi hands from y2k days

▪ lean towards using ani-manga/digital art fcs. pls avoid any characters from popular series
▪ no rl fcs. no ai. absolutely no ai whatsoever. srsly if you can't find an fc, just throw words at me man idc. just don't be bringing around gen ai crap. and ai posts? why you in this hobby if yer gonna do that fr​

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▪ i'm not too picky about genres/tropes/cliches/etc. tho i do srsly love going in unexpected directions or throwing 928349 stuff together
▪ however there are some particular tropes/cliches/pairings that don't interest me anymore (ex. fated/destined/reincarnated pairs) which i don't expect you to go along with everything i chuck at your way either
▪ if you have yer own plots you wanna send 'em my way pls plsplspls do. gimme that good stuff™
▪ ok this is already getting waaaaaaaay too long
▪ plot carrds old version & new version
▪ i'm more inclined towards the new one tho if you bring in fresh ideas for any plots listed in the old one, let's talk it out
▪ pm me to discuss things. if i get one sentence bs instead of intro stuff i can gauge whether we'll vibe or not, ima ignore

▪ a big thank you to jumbled & selcouth for the tutorials and code templates!​

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[cabby]

WE'LLMEETAGAINONE TWO THREE FOUR
KICK OFF THE PARTYWE'LLMEETAGAIN

＊stuff i got too lazy to add to carrd. some of the plots are definitely something more romance geared, genre and plot wise! i shouldn't have rewatched set it up. anw, pls be okay with the possibility of romance not happening down the road

date you on the 21st life

⠀✱。see you in my 19th life (webtoon) / john wick / killer action-romcom shenanigans / idiots tryna do romance

⠀⠀⠀▸ idiot1 x idiot2

TLDR;—＊idiot1 and idiot2 are individuals who can recall their previous lives. for whatever feud/revenge/beef/whathaveyou, they declared each other the enemy and sought to destroy one another in every life. on the 21st, however, things change drastically. not only did time eventually shave off some of the hate, idiot1 refuses to fight all because he realized - all thanks to his 21st life's incredibly loving parents who are the epitome of true love - he never got to experience life's greatest gift: romance. ofc, idiot2 is fking baffled yet at the same time, morbid curiosity creeps in and he offers himself up. now, idiot1's about to shoot 'em down (literally) asap but pause to reconsider: he can essentially kill two birds with one stone. aka, get the experience while plot the perfect chance to murder! heck, perhaps he can even dump idiot2 ever so cruelly first, like in all those soap shows he binged watched. idiot2 on the other hand, is just going along for the ride. part curiosity and part, well, as ridiculous as this is, he did want to see where it ends up. and ofc murder's never far from his mind either. so begins the two idiots who never even heard of the term "romance" before until this life, tryna make romance happen! and oh, they're working assassins. let's see how they juggle work life and job life.

would you marry your bestie for 10 mil?

✱。romcom shenanigans / all the cliche-tropey-cheesy stuff™ / crazy road trip ayeee

⠀⠀⠀▸ friend x bestie

TLDR;—＊so. friend and bestie haven't seen each other since college days. life happened, things flew by so fast, and well, it's not that easy keeping up with everyone in the bustle of life. that is bestie, on a random thursday, got a phone call from friend with a ridiculous offer: marry him so he can inherit his 100 million dollars inheritance in which a portion (exactly 10 mil) will be given to the bestie bc this is the only person friend really trusts. insane. i know. haven't seen the guy for a decade and this is what he opens with. holyduck. crazier, bestie accepts the offer wo even thinking, dazed by the 10 mil offer. now they are tasked by the parents (who are so sus of their son suddenly having someone out of nowhere) to fetch grandmama's ring and travel, via the car, to the wedding venue. that's five whole states away. road trip shenanigans ensue.

in the name of the goddess

✱。fiery priest (s1) / constantine (2005) / disgaea / action-comedy-adventure through hell / you know where this goes

⠀⠀⠀▸ priest x fallen angel

TLDR;—＊one bad move. villain redeemed through the goddess ends up in hell. yet with her grace, a rebirth ticket is in his grip. hell will not allow this priest to be reborn for he was a pain in the ass for everyone down here. fallen angel on the other hand, sees this as an opportunity to get a good word in so he can get rehired up there bc down here sucks. esp the food. why is everything so spicy. so off goes the duo, ready to face seven layers of hell (each got its own realm and boss to battle) and reach the rebirth pool at the very tippy top. greed realm def gotta be like a casino place man LOL

i got sucked into a romance novel i read as a dare and ended up as the villain i hated and also the author's in it too as the male lead and he's absolutely crushing it

✱。villain(ess) isekai shenanigans / only murders / comedy-murder-mystery-action shenanigans / me channeling zutara energy / my love for ridiculously long web novel titles

⠀⠀⠀▸ reader x author

TLDR;—＊regalia bloom wasn't the greatest hit, but it sold decently. enough for the publishing house to enter a second deal for the sequel. author, on the other hand, having signed away his soul to this capitalistic demon named the romance genre, took the news with mild dread. see, his career as an author may had been a very dwindling one - always lurking around the murder mystery corner without an inkling of success - yet he never felt terror sitting in front of the blank doc. for his chronically depressed bank account, he had to work. one faithful night, however, his life met an unexpected uprooting. reader seriously should've been paying attention to the road instead of raging over on the phone precariously balanced on his shoulder. if he did, he would've seen the light had turned red. he would've seen the pedestrian crossing the road. he would've put on the fucking breaks. but as the isekai gods dictate, one must get hit by a vehicle. this time, both get yeeted into the shenanigans.

inside the romance novel, regalia bloom - with a side of murder mystery but mostly romance because that's the main point of it all - reader found himself as the supposed villain of the book. the one he absolutely hated for being the most incompetent ass, the very idiot who attempted thwarting the romance between two leads at every turn because love triangle and ends up dying a horrible death given he made all the wrong decisions...like kidnapping the female protagonist as a desperate last ditch effort. author, well, he wasn't exactly better off. sure, being the male lead was leagues better than the villain role but deep down he knew this fucker was the real villain. you see, all the "bad" events in the book stemmed from this very man. he was behind it all. every bit meticulously plotted and executed to secure the female protagonist's love. something author honestly viewed at best, being lukewarm. what a fucking nightmare.

then it hit him. he was the male lead. he can direct the story flow since he knew what would occur. he can change things. if the female protagonist, a seamstress by day and detective by night, should be together with someone, it was her best friend! the one who stuck by her side through thick and thin and support her through it all! the thought always lived in the back of his mind yet two leads being that they are, it had to end like that. not anymore. funny enough, reader had the exact same idea. as the fan of the female protagonist, watching her drop into the arms of some asshole was not something he enjoyed. if anything, she deserved better.

so the two idiots, not realizing the other weren't exactly the presented character, goes off to play their parts while helping the fmc get her true happy ending. going home? after they sort this shit out first.

 

[cabby]

WE'LLMEETAGAINHERE COMES SUMMER
DIVE IN & CELEBRATEWE'LLMEETAGAIN

＊more stuff i got too lazy to add to carrd. summer plots for summer vibes. anw, pls be okay with the possibility of romance not happening down the road. bold means preferred role

night at the library

⠀✱。night at the museum / library of the unwritten + battle of the books / comedy-action-summer adventure

⠀⠀⠀▸ night guard x book spirit

TLDR;—＊quick note: if romance does blossom here, i feel like it'd end on a bittersweet note
night guard wasn't exactly looking for this gig...until the morning text. out of a job and with life's manager not even slowing down the train of adult responsibilities for one fucking second, he had to get off his ass and find something. how the flyer for a night guard position at the local library he's never heard of ended up in his mailbox, he never really questioned it (but he should've seriously). it sounded like a standard graveyard shift; it also came with free snacks at the lounge along with a decent wage. not bad. everything was all normal - the interview, the staff, hell, the library itself. he even got hired on the spot. all fine and dandy; that is into his third night. sure, he's heard something or someone moving about in the dark and whispers that were definitely his imagination playing tricks on him but he soon learned, the "other" night guard is in fact not the other night guard but a book spirit keeping him company out of sheer boredom along with every other book spirit people (basically the spirits are representations of the book's ideas and themes, etc.) in the library. the biggest offenders? the ones locked in special cases. the unfinished books. sometimes, the half-baked spirits broke out and attempt to escape, demanding to see the author to finish the said books. others, well, they liked to invite the cast into their world for shits and giggles. quitting is not an option when rent's due in few days. ganbatte, night guard-san!

summer of the fan

⠀✱。big shrek energy + tangled + little mermaid / fairytale shenanigans / comedy-action-road trip vibes

⠀⠀⠀▸ mer-prince x kidnapper(?)

TLDR;—＊so. king triton has a son and no one really is aware of the fact outside of the family. why? when you got seven very colorful daughters, that one quiet kid tends to get buried. suited the prince just fine though. no one treated him differently during his time as the captain of the guards and it was easier to just carry on with his duties without any of that royalty drama being tacked onto his existence. not to mention, he was free to enjoy his hobbies in peace; fervently worshiping the indie rock band, crimson wolf and the hood. seeing them live was the only thing on his bucket list. then the announcement dropped. the continent wide tour. this summer. only this summer. look, princey here left a note about taking a leave. hell, he even filed the proper paperwork. his sisters just didn't quite look into those things when one of them witnessed her brother being dragged off the beach by some shady people. absolute sheer panic.

now kidnapper(?), as the (?) would suggest, not exactly one. dime a dozen smuggler would be more appropriate but given the circumstances - in which the giant barrel he was supposed to deliver to some outdoors forest indie concert scene was indeed not full of wine but a whole barrel-full of an entire live merman - the passersby could've reported as such. no, no they definitely did report it as such. if it was over illegal wine import, that would be easier to fix even with this part of the continent under prohibition. kidnapper(?) really didn't necessarily desire to be on a wanted poster. seriously, unlike that one rider guy, they even got his nose right. fml bro. even crazier though, he was offered something he can't refuse: bag of gems. for taking this guy to a concert. insane. utterly mad. but the pay was just too good. so off they go, dodging various factions out to "rescue" the "poor kidnapped mer-prince" in the name of sparkly payment and more importantly, to be a raging fan.

ice cream with extra slime shaving

⠀✱。dungeon meshi + words bubble up like soda pop / superhero tomfoolery / comedy-action-adventure yeahhhh

⠀⠀⠀▸ hero x villain

TLDR;—＊when yer sidekicks, paychecks aren't exactly great. hence why sidekicks on both sides, the heroes and the villains, usually take a break during summer for high paying gigs. our hero and villain sidekicks found themselves employed at the same ice cream booth in a bustling shopping center in central downtown. now both had recognized each other but also didn't exactly notice the fact so they'll be awk as hell tryna keep up their "civvie cover" while wondering if the secret will ever be out and god they gotta work together. also how is an ice cream booth gig a high paying job? well the part-timers are required to go fetch the ingredients from the back...which is connected to this mystery dungeon where monsters of all sort dwell. that's right. this ice cream shop makes their stuff from monster parts. do people know? i mean it's one of the reasons why it's popular.

train to nowhere

⠀✱。old webtoon idr the name of / black mirror (ep. white bear) / fantasy-action-adventure-mystery-maybe dark comedy?

⠀⠀⠀▸ passenger x giraffe

TLDR;—＊if you watched that particular black mirror episode, you already know things. for those who didn't, to start off, passenger ain't a good man. and the train he woke up in without a single memory belonging to himself, it's a man-made purgatory. part experiment to see if evil truly does reside within the individual or do memories formed by particular circumstances create the evil? and other part, entertainment. think true man show. giraffe is a fellow criminal serving out his sentence. why is he called that? bc he's literally a giraffe plushie. the irony being, he created the magic transferring consciousness from one body to another in pursuit of immortality and now he gets to live...as a giraffe plushie guiding people through their trials. the train is automated, stopping only at designated stations where each station will have a mission of sort. complete it and a memory capsule will be rewarded to the passenger. whether recollecting his memories change him or throw him into deep inner turmoil and conflict, who knows. ik this is rather a dark plot but i'm not looking for angst and drama only here.