One night boring, dark and dreary,
Lying with a tablet, weary,
With no clear goal or aim,
"Text rp" I searched for… Pain.
Scrolling through the random sites,
Witnessed I some cringy sights.
Doubting I should carry on,
Quora I then stumbled on.
Someone asked for rp sites
And in comments many knights,
Ditched plethora of invites.
Some were just a waste of bytes.
Writerssanctum was among them.
Looking now at where link stemmed from,
I see rings on avatar - a coincidence bizarre.
Although admins shilling sites is among the common sights.
Request threads I gazed upon,
Although it was close to dawn.
The layout was quite nice.
But the content? Jesus Christ!
Branding it as house of sin,
With just horny teens within,
I perused a little more,
Thinking "Roleplay? Nevermore!"
Then I stumbled on a thread
With the same request I had:
For a character quite niche
I've been waiting to unleash.
Then another one I saw,
Quite specific there once more.
And, oh how I was glad:
Just the character I had!
Quite excited now I am,
To see what from it would stem.
With a rather firm belief
That my time here won't be brief.
Still I cringe at some requests,
God those horny people bless.
But to each his own fun…
I, too, once was the horny one.
Lying with a tablet, weary,
With no clear goal or aim,
"Text rp" I searched for… Pain.
Scrolling through the random sites,
Witnessed I some cringy sights.
Doubting I should carry on,
Quora I then stumbled on.
Someone asked for rp sites
And in comments many knights,
Ditched plethora of invites.
Some were just a waste of bytes.
Writerssanctum was among them.
Looking now at where link stemmed from,
I see rings on avatar - a coincidence bizarre.
Although admins shilling sites is among the common sights.
Request threads I gazed upon,
Although it was close to dawn.
The layout was quite nice.
But the content? Jesus Christ!
Branding it as house of sin,
With just horny teens within,
I perused a little more,
Thinking "Roleplay? Nevermore!"
Then I stumbled on a thread
With the same request I had:
For a character quite niche
I've been waiting to unleash.
Then another one I saw,
Quite specific there once more.
And, oh how I was glad:
Just the character I had!
Quite excited now I am,
To see what from it would stem.
With a rather firm belief
That my time here won't be brief.
Still I cringe at some requests,
God those horny people bless.
But to each his own fun…
I, too, once was the horny one.
Great poem! Welcome to the madhouse!
