.Interview With a Gentleman.
And so, it’s come to this: Me, pimping my words out like some crossword puzzle floozy, hanging up “PLEASE WORDBANG ME” ads on some filthy D&D tavern wall. Shall my self-respect ever recover? Frankly, it is doubtful. However, we’ll do this like a newspaper interview, so I feel as if I am important. Sound good?
Excuse me, kind Sir, but what gender are you?
The answer is in the question, no? I am a guy. I am a Male. I got one of those things (kinda) and two of them other things going on down there.
What are you looking for?
I am a Dominant Male looking to write some absolutely outrageously hot smut with a submissive Female. This is merely my preference and works best with me. You cannot make me feel bad about this. It is against the rules.
Care to elaborate?
Sure. Honestly, I am looking for a writing partner who is interested in writing sultry tales and sizzling stories that are dripping with creativity, fun, and super duper adult things.
What would you like in your ideal writing partner?
A bunch. I’m a total greedy diva. Here’s a short (long) list:
-Creativity: I want to create with someone who is impassioned and devoted to sharing and evolving ideas, characters, moods, emotions, and themes through the written word. Blessed, blessed written word!
-Availability: If you already have 45 writing partners, you don’t need a 46th. I don’t expect EXCLUSIVITY, but I want someone who puts some effort into posts and characters, and I find that someone DROWNING in 78 ongoing scenes just doesn’t have a lot to give. I prefer quality over quantity.
-Frequency: I’d like to keep at least a regular pace to replies. I think that even very busy folks can muster 1 or 2 replies per week. This, to me, is a respectful minimum. I understand that things come up and everyone has a life, but this is my preference.
-Wordy: I don’t expect to have my mind shattered after each and every post, but I would appreciate a good bit of detail. 2+ paragraphs of detailed, healthy, kinky posts seems just about ideal in my book.
You seem like a pretty sick freak. What kind of disturbing kink are you into writing?
I like a lot of smut in my scenes. Just because I like things on the kinky side does not mean I like mindless keyboard coitus (keytus?). Anyone responding to this ad should know that I skew relatively heavily on the hot and heavy side of writing. There will be characters and plot, of course, but I’m here for fun, not to write the next great American novel.
As for SPECIFICS, I like to write about themes of Dominance/submission, big, natural, jiggly boobs (Yea duh I am a fella/pig/sorryjustbeinhonest), spectacularly sloppy, forceful blowjobs, and other such traumatic affairs. Honestly, I think I’m pretty boring as to my kinks, but the stuff I like, I’m pretty hardcore into. Also, if you’re okay playing a shortstack, we should probably be married immediately.
Gross.
Yea, I know. You asked.
What types of settings do you like to write your filth in?
I’m flexible and have a great love for anything creative. I have a particular interest in post-apocalyptic stuff, but fantasy, science fiction, and pretty much all points in between can get me going. While I CAN do slice of life, I will pretty much always prefer to get something zany, colorful, and fantastical going rather than play your creepy neighbor who watches you sleep (I do this in real life, you see).
Anything else?
Yes, and I saved this for last, because I’m SNEAKY. You see, this is a test I am giving you to see if you read this all the way. I mean, it’s the least you could do, right? I stay at home slaving over a hot stove to write this filth for you and you OWE ME–ahem…um…sorry…got a bit carried away there for a moment.
So, anyway, any submissive females interested in replying to this ad should do so with the title “Wordy Cocksucker Reporting for Duty” so that I can weed out those who DARED to not read all of this. HA! See how dazzlingly smart I am?
You have deep psychological trauma that needs to be addressed immediately.
That is not a question. Look, if you’re not going to take this seriously, I’m leaving...
And so, it’s come to this: Me, pimping my words out like some crossword puzzle floozy, hanging up “PLEASE WORDBANG ME” ads on some filthy D&D tavern wall. Shall my self-respect ever recover? Frankly, it is doubtful. However, we’ll do this like a newspaper interview, so I feel as if I am important. Sound good?
Excuse me, kind Sir, but what gender are you?
The answer is in the question, no? I am a guy. I am a Male. I got one of those things (kinda) and two of them other things going on down there.
What are you looking for?
I am a Dominant Male looking to write some absolutely outrageously hot smut with a submissive Female. This is merely my preference and works best with me. You cannot make me feel bad about this. It is against the rules.
Care to elaborate?
Sure. Honestly, I am looking for a writing partner who is interested in writing sultry tales and sizzling stories that are dripping with creativity, fun, and super duper adult things.
What would you like in your ideal writing partner?
A bunch. I’m a total greedy diva. Here’s a short (long) list:
-Creativity: I want to create with someone who is impassioned and devoted to sharing and evolving ideas, characters, moods, emotions, and themes through the written word. Blessed, blessed written word!
-Availability: If you already have 45 writing partners, you don’t need a 46th. I don’t expect EXCLUSIVITY, but I want someone who puts some effort into posts and characters, and I find that someone DROWNING in 78 ongoing scenes just doesn’t have a lot to give. I prefer quality over quantity.
-Frequency: I’d like to keep at least a regular pace to replies. I think that even very busy folks can muster 1 or 2 replies per week. This, to me, is a respectful minimum. I understand that things come up and everyone has a life, but this is my preference.
-Wordy: I don’t expect to have my mind shattered after each and every post, but I would appreciate a good bit of detail. 2+ paragraphs of detailed, healthy, kinky posts seems just about ideal in my book.
You seem like a pretty sick freak. What kind of disturbing kink are you into writing?
I like a lot of smut in my scenes. Just because I like things on the kinky side does not mean I like mindless keyboard coitus (keytus?). Anyone responding to this ad should know that I skew relatively heavily on the hot and heavy side of writing. There will be characters and plot, of course, but I’m here for fun, not to write the next great American novel.
As for SPECIFICS, I like to write about themes of Dominance/submission, big, natural, jiggly boobs (Yea duh I am a fella/pig/sorryjustbeinhonest), spectacularly sloppy, forceful blowjobs, and other such traumatic affairs. Honestly, I think I’m pretty boring as to my kinks, but the stuff I like, I’m pretty hardcore into. Also, if you’re okay playing a shortstack, we should probably be married immediately.
Gross.
Yea, I know. You asked.
What types of settings do you like to write your filth in?
I’m flexible and have a great love for anything creative. I have a particular interest in post-apocalyptic stuff, but fantasy, science fiction, and pretty much all points in between can get me going. While I CAN do slice of life, I will pretty much always prefer to get something zany, colorful, and fantastical going rather than play your creepy neighbor who watches you sleep (I do this in real life, you see).
Anything else?
Yes, and I saved this for last, because I’m SNEAKY. You see, this is a test I am giving you to see if you read this all the way. I mean, it’s the least you could do, right? I stay at home slaving over a hot stove to write this filth for you and you OWE ME–ahem…um…sorry…got a bit carried away there for a moment.
So, anyway, any submissive females interested in replying to this ad should do so with the title “Wordy Cocksucker Reporting for Duty” so that I can weed out those who DARED to not read all of this. HA! See how dazzlingly smart I am?
You have deep psychological trauma that needs to be addressed immediately.
That is not a question. Look, if you’re not going to take this seriously, I’m leaving...