Pineapples! Who Dares Eat One!

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Pineapples! Who Dares Eat One!

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Pineapples?! What is this incredible entity possessing such magnificent splendor! My next question is what happens if you touch one? It has all these pricklies all over its oddly shaped chassis— who would develop such a ludicrous thing! Oh and one more item to bring up! What the hell do you feed it!

Ha! Obviously you all know that I'm fooling around— or so I hope; (no but seriously— what the heck is with the pineapple?) Ahhem so yeah, the names Seige and I'm relatively new to this site. I'm a member of various different literary roleplay communities online and I possess this firm belief that the more the merrier. I'm incredibly elated to become a part of the sector here— I might be slightly intoxicated on glee.

About me: Ive been writing and roleplaying for many years now— 13 to be exact! I've been up, down and around both sides of the block. My literary wherewithal amounts to many omnifarious styles of writing and genres. Im not very picky, and if there's something I haven't explored yet, I'm more than willing to give it a shot to broaden the horizons. I'm like a thoroughbred race horse striving to gain ground in my experience.

I look forward to meeting as many of you guys as I can and cant wait to dive right into the roleplay. Oh and if someone finds out more about this pineapple situation Im all ears because that thing has me flabbergasted!
 
It is a pleasure to meet you and welcome to the site! I do hope you love it here and look forward to seeing you around! 😁
 
Just the reaction I was waiting for. After I dropped that thread I realized how sloppy the composition truly was. I literally wrote that running on next to nothing for sleep— kind of lost my moxy when I started it and simply kept flowing with it. Got a hellacious couple weeks ahead of me because I have to pull night shift checking two year old heifers (cows/first time calvers) lifes going to suck; sadly its pre-eminently going to show in my writing too, I'm deplorably unhappy about this haha.
 
Welcome to Inner Sanctum, friend!
 
Ipsie said:
Welcome to Inner Sanctum, friend!
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Why thank you! It's a pleasure to be a part of this site. One of these days coming up I'll actually start a thread. Right now I'm trying to extinguish some roleplay fires that I've started haha.
 
'A thoroughbred race horse' huh? Well that's quite a statement to live up to. I am sure someone here will be more than happy to test your pedigree. Good luck.

Oh and welcome to the madhouse, look forward to seeing you around.
Nyx.
 
Nyx said:
'A thoroughbred race horse' huh? Well that's quite a statement to live up to. I am sure someone here will be more than happy to test your pedigree. Good luck.

Oh and welcome to the madhouse, look forward to seeing you around.
Nyx.
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It can be! And I'd be more than happy if someone wanted to test my lineage. Perhaps when another roleplay or two come to a close I'll post up an ad.
 
All I'm saying is, clearly, at the dawn of plants, there were some rag-tag, party-forward pinecones that just weren't gonna let existing beauty standards keep them from being juiceh and proud!
 
Bahahaha the prodicious progression of these so called "party-forward" pinecones is breathtaking. For a spikey round spawn of Satan to evolve into a beautiful juicy fruit is amazing.
 
Listen, I love pineapples - and if you haven't tried them in greek yogurt it's amazing. Pineapples are magic - for reasons I will not speak of here. It's a secret! All this fruity talk aside, welcome to the site and your intro was fun and I hope to see more of your writing in the future! I'm open for plots at the moment so reach out if you have the time!
 
Merci, you're much appreciated! I will indubitably shoot you a message so we can examine some possible plots that we both might enjoy. And thanks again for elucidating your tidings on my thread!
 
Welcome to the site ;) I see I'm a little late but you got bumped so I'm here lol
Speaking of pineapples, I have to ask: if a blue man gives you a pineapple, a man with a horse for a head gives you a blender and a man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit - What do you have?
 
I'd have a mixed drink because I'd pour in some whiskey or rum and get to blending hahahaha.
 
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