Challenge Submission Pyrefect Puns

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Challenge Submission Pyrefect Puns

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A Silly Goose
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Who doesn't lava good fire pun? Bring your ember-ella because I'm bringing the heat this month, flaming to please you with an assortment of witty remarks too hot to candle. These puns are hot off the press and so lit that they belong in the hall of flame. You might say this many puns in one place is blas-flame-ous. Pun haters stay fiery-ous, because I mis-blaze'd the off switch. I was burn this way, what can I say? My em-fire of puns will take over your head like a fever.

That was really heated and I am now tired. I would like to fall into a sl-ember. I'll see you next month after my hi-burn-ation.
 
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