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art for this month, getting ready for a beach day ... if hey come down from the mast ...
 
I have, as always and as expected, written a rap song

This time, it's about boats.

Sing along if you know the words.

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[Intro]
Yeah, I'm on a boat, but nah, not like T-Pain
More like propane tanks strapped to my brain

[Verse]
I'm rowin' with broken oars
Jaws snappin' open doors
Sharks circlin', certain they can gnaw through the ocean floor
Of course I'm on course, but the compass is drunk
North points south, and the south points sunk
Got a motorboat mouth, every word propels
Spit faster than a jet ski dodgin' seashells
I'm seasick, but I'm still spittin' sick seas
Throw up overboard, rhyme schemes in degrees

[Hook]
I'm on a boat, yeah, but this ain't no vacation
Rap navigation, capsized motivation
Row, motherfucker, the Navy can't save me
Floatin' on crazy, somebody better pay me!

[Verse]
Yo, the hull's rusted, the sails got holes
Still I'm bustin' rhyme nuts, hurricane floaws
Life jacket's a mic, I don't drown, I spit
Fish jump ship tryna not get hit
I'm the Loch Ness monster with an outboard motor
Run your yachet over as the raps get colder
Poseidon's tryna sue me for disturbing the peace
But I plead insanity and just keep surfin' the beats
 
Once upon a time there were three mods.
One argued about colors and whined about a demon cat.
Another studied medicine and repeatedly reminded herself she can't go to prison.
The third one argued with the first one about colors and then scoffed because they are picky about food.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but @Jumbled, @Chele, and I are on a boat.
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Fire the cannons! They're brown...
 
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