Jester The Bug is Back: I Was Under the Fridge, Not Dead

[X_BUG_X]

Cue dramatic spotlight. Cue slow-motion heroic strut. Cue someone yelling, "That's just a roach!" from the back. I'm back. Back from the crumbs. Back from the shadows. Back from a two-year existential bender involving sentient coffee, a time-traveling toaster, and at least one duel with a poet who fought using limericks.

Name's Bug.
Small roach. Big drama.
Writer of the ridiculous. Spinner of chaos. Probably in your cupboard right now.

What I Do:
RP with flavor, bite, and a splash of unhinged cartoon logic. Worldbuild like I'm being paid in pizza crusts.
Drop in characters with secrets, scars, and at least one deeply unnecessary catchphrase.
I live for dialogue that crackles and moments that hit like a frying pan to the fourth wall. If you're here to cry in character, laugh in italics, or dramatically scream "NOT LIKE THIS" as a bard punches a god—
We'll get along just fine.

What I'm Into Right Now:
High fantasy with dumb jokes and sharp steel. Cyberpunk noir with glitchy hearts. Supernatural slice-of-life chaos. Writing duos that banter, bicker, and break the universe a little.

P.S. Secretly love a good slow-burn anything. Don't tell the other roaches.

RP Style:
Paragraphs with punch. Dialogue that snaps. Chaos with comedy.
Comedy with bite. Consistency optional, but commitment? Unshakeable.

Bug's Rule of RP #7:
If the scene ain't weird enough to make someone squint at their screen and go, "What the hell is happening and why do I love it?" — you're not done yet.

So yeah.
The Bug crawled out from under the fridge, dusted off the pencil, and is ready to write like the multiverse owes him rent.

If you've got a plot that needs trouble, a world that needs breaking, or a character that needs someone to annoy them until they fall in love.

Yell into the vent.
I'll hear you.

Bug scratching under the baseboard, still somehow holding a pen.

[Online. Probably. Unless I've been stepped on again.]

 

[MioBrave]

Welcome to Inner Sanctum, New Blood!

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First and foremost; it's nice to meet you! Welcome to our home! If you haven't already, please make sure you read your welcome letter in the top right! It should be the little icon! That's where all of your future messages will end up!

( There's multiple pages to this; just click/tap the arrows! )​

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Second! I bet you're wondering how to start Role Playing and where to go! I think it's pretty fun to explore the forums, and I highly recommend doing so! Most thread homes, if not all, have a pinned post at the top of them to tell you what goes there!

However, the Request Threads are pretty self explanatory; Here's a Link! There's plenty to look through, but you could also build your very own! Tell people what you're all about and get those writing partners! Take your time though; there's never any pressure! If you were looking for an open story you can just jump in straight away, you can find them in Unfinished Tales!​

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Next, I've created A Sanctum Tour to help find a lot of cool places on site! There's plenty to do while waiting on replies or to give yourself a break every now and then! But, these are some of my favorites! The first shout out goes to The Sanctum Tavern! Here you can find many a thing! By the Hearth can be found there and has many wonderful discussions; my personal favorite is where everyone talks up their writing partners! Want to see some cute pets or share your own? Pets of the Sanctum is where to go! Feeling up for a challenge? Check out the Monthly Writing Challenge and give it a whirl!

And, there's so so so~ much more! Please take the time to explore!​

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I think that's everything... Oh! I'm Mio, by the way! Just a friendly changeling and hydration bot! You can find me and several others in Sanctum's Chat Room! If you have any questions, you can always pop in there for help! I will say though, the best people to ask are staff! Green Names are Heralds and Hot Pink Names are Virtuosos which are the best to ask questions! Blue Names are Moderators and Purple Names are the Administrators, which help with tech support and discipline! You can find out which are online via the home page! On PC it'll be to the right of the screen, and on mobile it'll be near the bottom!

Now, get out there and write! May your muses sing for you!​

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[Ipsie]

Welcome back to Inner Sanctum, friend!

 

[Solex]

I know that roach. It's the one that dragged me here.