Autumnal The Hollow Harvest

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Autumnal The Hollow Harvest

Hands stuffed in her back pockets, Chaos stepped forward towards the maze. Autumn was cool out, but nothing a warm red hoody couldn't counter. Blue eyes shining at the view of the maze before her. It was her first and she was trying to decide whether it was scary or benign. Either way it could be a great adventure, or a complete disaster, maybe even boring. There was really no way to prepare for a thing you had never attempted before. The only thing one could do was start at the beginning. So she stepped forward to the stall, radiant smile and an easy wave to the ladies presiding over it. "Heyhey! Can i just go in and get lost for all eternity until i get out on the other end?"
Looking around, she decided to ignore some creepy vibes and peculiarities. It was supposed to be fun after all! Taking her time to read through the rules at tge scarecrow carefully, Chaos was struck with a desire for popcorn. Which begged the question: go back and buy some. Or bring a fire and try to pop a few in the maze. Surely the corn would be ripe for the picking. "It looks great! If all is well I'm going to try my luck..."

She was Chaos, but only in theory. Or by luck. Accident. Rarely by design, it merely happened to be the way of things. And she was about to conquer the maze, or not, there was no telling.

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As you begin your journey into the maze, everything seems normal. At least as normal as a corn maze could be. Really, it was just a dirt path and corn as far as you could see. In fact, it would almost be disappointed as nothing happened. Right when you decided that this was a waste of time and going to try and head back, something catches your eye. Something tiny and white just laying on the path.

As you get nearer, you see that it is a piece of popcorn. Just the kind you were crave when you started the maze. Then you see another piece of popcorn. And another. It is a trail of popcorn leading around a corner. Since there is nothing else to do, you start following it to see where it leads.

After following the trail for about fifteen minutes, you come to a four way intersection with four paths going in different ways. In the middle of the intersection is a small child, munching on a bag of popcorn. When he hears you, he turns to face you and you see that it isn't a child but an elf! Not one of those wispy ethereal elves in fantasy stories but more like a Keebler elf. He tips his head to you, chewing with his mouth open. "You lost?"
 
The cacophony of salesmen screaming for my attention made me close my eyes, and it made my smile bigger. There was no reason for the third man. I can do this, I can do this myself. I don't need them - unless…

So, as I still don't know what currency they're after and how much liquidity a perfectly good M6 nut and few very capable (and pure!) splices of copper is (there's a chance I'll need my keys later on), it is simply fair to let them compete. As far as I know, they do the haggling themselves! I just keep my cards in my pockets and keep smiling with my lips and eyes.

Only that there's little of value to buy. Knives? Hankerchiefs? Ale! Ale is good, water is smart. I think about the water for a while, but after I've waited for a while for the pitch to begin and see if a bargain forms itself, I lie that I'll check if the neighbour has a better offer and come back if he doesn't.

Coins! I try to see if there'd be a coin like mine in the mix. A few, damn, makes mine obsolete.

I drag myself to the one stall that pretends that I do not exist. Interesting. Why isn't she as keen as the others? I slouch in front of the stall and skim through the items. I couldn't make sense of what book she was reading despite a few glances.

Oh, an on-delay relay. What a pull. I dig in and turn an old alternating relay. A massive find - if it works, tho. Shit, it's 24VDC to the coil. It could still work, no? No, not without a transformer and it wouldn't make any sense, I need a 230AC one..

Does any of this matter, if we are dead, mr. 1st?, they asked him, but he disregarded the mutiny with a from-the-cheek sigh.

What is he building?, they asked. One knew; disarming through predictibility.

"Whatcha readin'?", I asked as if nonchalantly and put the relay back where it were.

A nice spoon. Was it silver? 830. Tsk.

"I wonder if I could find some eye to the maze. You reckon?", I continue with a lingering questionmark. I should be shot on the spot, I knew, but I fiddled around with a music box and refused to be caught in a position like this.

Turning the music box made my heart sink a bit. Everything here seemed more valuable than what I possessed.

"What would you give for a personality, I'd have a few characters to spare."
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The woman lets out annoyed sigh as she closes the book. You realize that she is reading the book upside down though the words still look fuzzy to your eyes. She turns her gaze to you and you see her eyes are pure white without pupils. "What? Can't you see I'm busy?" It seems that she could not care less if you were a customer or not. "I suppose I would take a few characters. What kind do you have?"

She watches you closely, "Do you hear them too?" She points to her head, "I hear them too and they are quite annoying. But normally I can just drown them out. Now, are you going to buy something or can I get back to reading?"

As you touch the items, she makes little grunts as if you are touching her precious toys. "Tell me, are you looking to go through the maze quickly?" She points to a coin. "that will lead you out." The coin itself had no face and it was of a metal that you had never seen before. It looked expensive. "Its on sale, actually. Only need one of your souls."
 
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@Flex​

The little flame darts ahead, its tiny body flickering and dancing between the towering stalks of the maze. Every now and then it disappears entirely, only to reappear a little further along the path. It plays with you, teases you, testing your patience with little, delighted giggles. How strong is your drive? How badly do you want to be in the right place, and in just the right amount of time in advance before you actually need to be there?

You surge ahead, carving a blazing hot path through the stalks in a strictly linear direction. Your velocity is astounding. Your need for speed, undeniable. If you could hear beyond the pure masculine aggression roaring past your ears, you would notice that that the maze is becoming quieter, more still. The cawing of the ravens has faded, as has the distant voices of other visitors. It's just you, and the flame.

Then, quite suddenly, the path opens before you.

Before you lays a great, circular clearing, its earth flattened into an unnaturally smooth disc. The corn stalks surrounding it forms a thick, towering wall around the circumference, creating what looks like a crop circle carved into the very heart of the maze. There are no festivities here; no lanterns light the area, no decorations or welcoming little trinkets hang around. Only the dark earth, flattened stalks, and the pale light of the moon.

The little flame hovers at the edge of the clearing, bobs once, twice, before giving a final little flicker and extinguishing itself.

There you are. Right where we want you.

The whisper curls around you, followed by soft, pleased cackle.

Three familiar figures stand around the clearing. The First Sister stands with her hands folded before her, posture straight and perfect beneath the dark folds of her robe. The Second leans rather casually against the surrounding corn, her head titled at their newest arrival. The Third, meanwhile, looks positively delighted, hands clasped together beneath her chin.

"Oh, look! He's here!" She chirps, giving him a little clap, "And loooook, he came running. So fast. How wonderfully eager!"

"Did you expect anything less?" The Second Sister muses, eyes drawing languidly over his form, "The man thought he was coming to meet a goddess."

"Ah. The Champion arrives. I trust you've enjoyed conquering the corn. It has been terribly frightened." The First Sister remains fixed on you, and despite her jab, offers no such amusement in her expression. Her sisters giggle behind her. "You have spent the evening making your own path, young man. However, now you needn't ever make another again."

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@AmphitriteSea @jahdeen

Elsewhere in the maze, two little flames bob merrily along a long, narrow passage, their golden lights illuminating the path ahead. They dart playfully between the stalks, sometimes circling back around to make sure neither visitors have fallen behind.

"Pretty fishy!" One giggled.

"Yes! But not the elf." The other chimed.

"Maybe she's waiting at the end..."

The stalks surrounding Seasaw and Echo begin to sway. It isn't from the breeze, they move deliberately. The leaves brush together overhead, their shadows casting greater shadows across the narrow path as the corn begins to lean forward. Behind you, the passage slowly closes.

"Nearly there!"

"Three naughty guests!"

"Three? But there's only two!"

"Teehee! One is already waiting!"


The flames dart forward, and the final few stalks pull apart to reveal a clearing beyond. They zip to the middle of it and dance around the man waiting there. Cheekily, they boop Flex with a hot buzz - one against each pec - and shoot upwards into the sky, exploding in a little shower of sparks around the little group.

The Third Sister squeals in delight. "Finally! Our three little wanderers all together. Isn't this lovely?"

The Second Sister opens her hands, a sinister smile widening under her hood. "It is lovely, sister. We do enjoy a group activity."

The First Sister steps forward, her skirts sweeping the flattened earth. "Do not mistake this gathering for a welcome."

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The air changes, and a low tremor passes beneath the earth. You can barely feel it at first, but then it grows stronger and stronger until the ground is shuddering beneath your feet. The First Sister raises one hand, and the soil around the clearing ripples.

Then comes the hands.

Pale and dirt covered, fingers push through the flattened earth with eager determination. They seize ankles, legs, wrists, tangling in clothing and grasping at limbs with surprising strength. Eventually, all three of you are on your knees, held firmly in place.

"Awww, they like you! Aren't they just the most helpful little guys?" The Third Sister says, encouragingly.

"Helpful? They're obedient. Which is more I can say for these three." said the Second Sister.

The First Sister steps into the middle of the clearing and surveys you all with an austere expression.

"They have had ample opportunity to demonstrate their incapability to follow simple instructions." She pauses, passing her dark gaze over each of you.

"Now, they will listen."

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"The rules were not complicated. They were not unreasonable. They were not written in a language you didn't understand."

The First Sister raises one, pale finger.

"Do not leave the paths."

She raises a second finger.

"Do not take what does not belong to you."

A third.

"And above all, be kind."

Her expression hardened.

"Three simple instructions. Three reasonable requests. And yet, here we are."

"Perhaps we should have drawn pictures..."

"Some people can't resist putting their hands where they don't belong."

"...or their feet."

They all look at the resident himbo. Your great muscles strain, but to no avail, the hands keep you secured to the ground.

"You, with the verb for a name. You were expressly instructed to remain on the paths. Instead, you decided the paths were beneath you, and not in the way they were intended."

"Oh, but he's so important. So powerful. Ordinary paths simply cannot accommodate his greatness."

"You forced your way through the stalks, disregarding the boundaries of this place, and behaved as though the entire maze existed for your needs alone. And then, spent an absurd amount of time pulling at the very things you were instructed to leave alone!"

"Working out, he calls it."

"Well, I liked the show...maybe the corn did as well?"

"Hush! I think the corn has suffered enough."

"You mistake confidence for competence. Your vanity has made a mockery of your better sense. Though, it's debatable as to whether you had any to begin with. Those grand decelerations, ha! One little whisper and you were ready to surrender yourself entirely."

"Aw, he's a romantic."

"He's an imbecile."

The two sisters giggle, but the First snaps.

"Neither quality excuses disobedience!"

Her eyes fall to Seasaw, stranded far from water in the straw, hands firmly hold you in place.

"You, little mermaid, stood before us, read our instructions, and promised to behave. Only to do precisely the opposite almost immediately."

"It was rather quickly."

"Five minutes. It has to be a new record, surely."

"You wandered off the path, chased shadows through the stalks, disrupting their peace. You disregarded the paths and made your own."

"She did make quite a splash!"

"Which the corn did not appreciate."

"So much spunk! So little demureness...and even less mindfulness."

"An unfortunate set of qualities, given that she has no idea where she's going most of the time."

"Spunk and good wit are no substitutes for good sense. You were not invited to rearrange our maze, and yet, you thought it perfectly alright to do just that."

Finally, her attention shifts to the handsome, golden haired man with the gold freckling his cheeks.

"And you, Echo. Perhaps you believe yourself innocent by virtue of having followed, rather than led."

"Hmmm, how convenient. Someone else makes the mess, and you simply follow along."

"Like a little one-horned baby dinosaur!"

"You entered where you were not supposed to, followed where you were not supposed to, and allowed yourself to be led by things you did not understand, and did not care to consider."

"All for a chance to find a pretty little elf."

"Oh, how romantic. I wish I was a pretty little elf..."

"A little less following, and a little more thinking will do you well in your future, young dragon. Good intentions do not absolve you of poor judgement."

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The sisters all moved at once, coming to stand in a line in front of you three of you.

"What a collection we've gathered tonight!"

"Oh yes. A braggart, a fish out of water, and a dragon with his head in the clouds."

"You were given hospitality. You were given guidance. You were given every opportunity to conduct yourselves with even the smallest measure of courtesy, and you failed to do so."

"Spectacularly!"

"Therefore, you will remain here. Bound to the earth that you so carelessly mistreated and held by the hands of those who have only done marginally worse before you."

The hands grip you tighter, as though resentful of the fact that you've gotten away with things this lightly.

"Until the festivities in this area have ended, you will not leave this circle. No wandering. No shortcuts. No little adventures." The First Sister gives Seasaw a pointed look.

"And no running off to find pretty little elves!" The Third Sister steps forward to boop Echo on the nose with one tattooed finger.

"Or goddesses." The second replies dryly, smirking at Flex.

"When you are released, it will be done so with a consequence of your actions applied to you for the rest of the evening."

She turns away from you and drifts towards the edge of the clearing, her sisters following behind.

"We have other guests to attend to. We do hope you're comfortable, it's going to be a long evening."

The sisters disappear, and the clearing falls silent. Above you, the little flames reappear, dancing merrily in the darkness above their heads, looking very pleased with themselves. Beneath them, beneath you, the hands remain firmly around your limbs, their fingers occasionally twitching.

Three trespassers. Three offenders.

And not a single path in sight.

(Thank you for playing in the corn maze! Your characters have successfully completed this section. Once the new section opens, you will be able to continue on your adventure. Maybe.)
 
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The woman lets out annoyed sigh as she closes the book. You realize that she is reading the book upside down though the words still look fuzzy to your eyes. She turns her gaze to you and you see her eyes are pure white without pupils. "What? Can't you see I'm busy?" It seems that she could not care less if you were a customer or not. "I suppose I would take a few characters. What kind do you have?"

She watches you closely, "Do you hear them too?" She points to her head, "I hear them too and they are quite annoying. But normally I can just drown them out. Now, are you going to buy something or can I get back to reading?"

As you touch the items, she makes little grunts as if you are touching her precious toys. "Tell me, are you looking to go through the maze quickly?" She points to a coin. "that will lead you out." The coin itself had no face and it was of a metal that you had never seen before. It looked expensive. "Its on sale, actually. Only need one of your souls."

The pure whites makes my gut lurch, yet I don the smile nevertheless. As I get more nervous, so does the smile. I can feel the back of my mind curling. Yet, she's fast to calm, and I blow out the growing nervousness with a controlled exhale. We're not in a conflict. She seemed like a witch, and I knew perfectly not to anger one. I had made that mistake once before, and I've learned my lesson.
"Oh, I'll buy if you have something worth buying, ma'm."

"Hear who?"
, I ask absently as I skim through the toys, remembering not to drop polite smile.
Us! Yes, I know, but I'm not talking to you. She's right, they are annoying, but they have their uses.
I move on just as fast as she does and clasp my wrists behind my back as I eye the wares. "Oh, I'm not sure if it's the point of a maze to clear it quickly, but..."
And oh, she's giving me a discounted coin for a piece of my soul.

It is a pretty coin, though. A Coinpass. How interesting. "The soul's not for sale, but I'll give you a character. Haggle?", I'm not sure if it works like this, but I'm a pretty good dancer, and I'll tap through the rhythm. "I'll give Apathy for the Coin?" You always abandon me. It's because you're useless. I know. Worthless. We don't use that word anymore. I'm sure you'll come back, eventually. We'll miss you until.
I'll reach for the coin, carefully. The more disgruntled she becomes the slower my hand reaches for it.

"So what's the maze for exactly? The mazes I know were made to guide something inside, spirits for example, and leave the wicked ones there. Anything more about it you could tell me before.. before I'll go in? I'll leave you be if you do. I promise." I show my teeth with grin. A near wink.
 
For those who have completed the maze, please continue your adventure here! The Hollow Harvest - Pumpkin Patch

For those still in the maze, do not fret, we will get you out relatively unscathed!

For the troublemakers, you are now able to move forward but alas, your punishment is not over. As you exit the maze, you find that your head is now a Jack O' Lantern! Don't worry, effects should wear off hopefully

Tagging everyone in case someone missed this post: @Rimechapel, @Batcat, @Flex, @AmphitriteSea, @jahdeen, @snackshack, @Heather_the_Writer, @WriteAngry, @ChaosTheory, @Mikki
 
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As you begin your journey into the maze, everything seems normal. At least as normal as a corn maze could be. Really, it was just a dirt path and corn as far as you could see. In fact, it would almost be disappointed as nothing happened. Right when you decided that this was a waste of time and going to try and head back, something catches your eye. Something tiny and white just laying on the path.

As you get nearer, you see that it is a piece of popcorn. Just the kind you were crave when you started the maze. Then you see another piece of popcorn. And another. It is a trail of popcorn leading around a corner. Since there is nothing else to do, you start following it to see where it leads.

After following the trail for about fifteen minutes, you come to a four way intersection with four paths going in different ways. In the middle of the intersection is a small child, munching on a bag of popcorn. When he hears you, he turns to face you and you see that it isn't a child but an elf! Not one of those wispy ethereal elves in fantasy stories but more like a Keebler elf. He tips his head to you, chewing with his mouth open. "You lost?"

Stepping into the maze was easy enough. One simply needed to follow their feet. Without actually looking at their feet of course, that would be silly. Who knows what kind of amazing things there were there for her to find? That is, if something amazing was going to appear. Looking back over her shoulder Chaos sighed with disappointment. It felt like she was walking through a long sparsely lit corridor, in which they had forgot to put in doors and gateways. At this rate it was a matter of keeping up with the straight course and she would end up emerging at the other side, not a hint of 'maze' to be had. With a sigh it had reached the point where Chaos had to decide what to do, so she let her feet carry her forwards. Going back would be impossibly lame.

It was then that her eyes fell upon the suspicious trail of popcorn, her hand itching to pick one up. However Chaos thought the better of it and instead followed the trail without touching it, until she came at a crossing. Her heart rejoiced at the options before her, until her eyes fell upon the most horrific sight. it wasn't a child, nor a dainty fairy. It was a... a... a that! It even chewed open-mouthed! Chaos nearly recoiled at the sight, the sounds, the intense horror of it all. But no, there were goals, she could do this. Unsure if murder was allowed, Chaos opted for cool cordial conversation instead.
"I am not. Not yet. Trying, or maybe i won't."

Pausing Chaos observed the creature. "Are you lost, sitting here at these crossroads, alone... chewing popcorn violently?"
Choas ended that with a pained smile, her eyes scanning the options before her. "You do realise you left a trail? Someone might eat it if you're not careful!"
Maybe this was a sort of fairytail foodtrail situation. In which case it was very wise of her to not eat or step on the things. They did smell great however, she mused stepping a bit closer. "I'm considering what path to take, but want to make sure you're... ehm.. okay to leave first."
 
"The lanterns will lead you outta here quick smart, but the crow? Nuh-uh."

Behind it, the crow caws and flaps disgruntledly on its corn stalk perch. The effect made it bounce up and down energetically.

"It was just going to lead you round and round this maze to try and get more candies from ya."[/div][/div][/div]
Darla smiled at the scarecrow.
"Thanks buddy, have a happy harvest." Darla unwrapped a candy and slipped it underneath the burlap mask covering for the scarecrow, being careful not to jostle the semi-sentient being over much.

Then she pocketed the key, before turning to follow the lanterns out with a small wry glance at the crow.

"Could have just asked..."
 
The pure whites makes my gut lurch, yet I don the smile nevertheless. As I get more nervous, so does the smile. I can feel the back of my mind curling. Yet, she's fast to calm, and I blow out the growing nervousness with a controlled exhale. We're not in a conflict. She seemed like a witch, and I knew perfectly not to anger one. I had made that mistake once before, and I've learned my lesson.
"Oh, I'll buy if you have something worth buying, ma'm."

"Hear who?"
, I ask absently as I skim through the toys, remembering not to drop polite smile.
Us! Yes, I know, but I'm not talking to you. She's right, they are annoying, but they have their uses.
I move on just as fast as she does and clasp my wrists behind my back as I eye the wares. "Oh, I'm not sure if it's the point of a maze to clear it quickly, but..."
And oh, she's giving me a discounted coin for a piece of my soul.

It is a pretty coin, though. A Coinpass. How interesting. "The soul's not for sale, but I'll give you a character. Haggle?", I'm not sure if it works like this, but I'm a pretty good dancer, and I'll tap through the rhythm. "I'll give Apathy for the Coin?" You always abandon me. It's because you're useless. I know. Worthless. We don't use that word anymore. I'm sure you'll come back, eventually. We'll miss you until.
I'll reach for the coin, carefully. The more disgruntled she becomes the slower my hand reaches for it.

"So what's the maze for exactly? The mazes I know were made to guide something inside, spirits for example, and leave the wicked ones there. Anything more about it you could tell me before.. before I'll go in? I'll leave you be if you do. I promise." I show my teeth with grin. A near wink.
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The vendor's eye lit up at the mention of Apathy. "Oh yes, I will take that one. I love a good Apathetic session. It goes well with my Manic Character and my Depression character." She picks up the coin and hands it to him, "Pleasure doing business. As for the maze. I do not know. I have never been." She opened her book (which was still outside down) and resumed her reading, acting as if you were not even there.

As you head towards the maze, one of the peculiar woman blocks your path with her skirt. She peers at you as if you are a very curious creature. "Hello to you and your companions. Unfortunately, the Maze is now closed but do not fret dearie for you are not the first person to get lost in the stalls." She outstretches her hand to point at the entrance of the maze, now engulfed with fog. "Your journey will be a bit different than the other guests but isn't that a grand thing? To be different from the others. Being normal and sane is boring."

She invites you to step into the fog with a smile. "Do not mind the fog, it gets a little temperamental if we do not included it in our festivities. It will lead you to where you need to go."

As you step into the fog, you cannot see any corn but you have an urge to keep going.

(Thank you for playing at the Vendors Stalls! Your characters have successfully completed this section. Now that the new section has opened, please feel to move onto the next section.)
 
Stepping into the maze was easy enough. One simply needed to follow their feet. Without actually looking at their feet of course, that would be silly. Who knows what kind of amazing things there were there for her to find? That is, if something amazing was going to appear. Looking back over her shoulder Chaos sighed with disappointment. It felt like she was walking through a long sparsely lit corridor, in which they had forgot to put in doors and gateways. At this rate it was a matter of keeping up with the straight course and she would end up emerging at the other side, not a hint of 'maze' to be had. With a sigh it had reached the point where Chaos had to decide what to do, so she let her feet carry her forwards. Going back would be impossibly lame.

It was then that her eyes fell upon the suspicious trail of popcorn, her hand itching to pick one up. However Chaos thought the better of it and instead followed the trail without touching it, until she came at a crossing. Her heart rejoiced at the options before her, until her eyes fell upon the most horrific sight. it wasn't a child, nor a dainty fairy. It was a... a... a that! It even chewed open-mouthed! Chaos nearly recoiled at the sight, the sounds, the intense horror of it all. But no, there were goals, she could do this. Unsure if murder was allowed, Chaos opted for cool cordial conversation instead.
"I am not. Not yet. Trying, or maybe i won't."

Pausing Chaos observed the creature. "Are you lost, sitting here at these crossroads, alone... chewing popcorn violently?"
Choas ended that with a pained smile, her eyes scanning the options before her. "You do realise you left a trail? Someone might eat it if you're not careful!"
Maybe this was a sort of fairytail foodtrail situation. In which case it was very wise of her to not eat or step on the things. They did smell great however, she mused stepping a bit closer. "I'm considering what path to take, but want to make sure you're... ehm.. okay to leave first."
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The Elf stares at you with unblinking eyes, still eating quite loudly. He shrugged his shoulders, "Doesn't matter what path you choose, you probably will not get out. You sure you don't want some popcorn?" He holds it again out you. "Its good. Its magical."

However, before you are able to make your choice, you hear a Psssst Psssst. In the corn behind you, a voice calls to you, "Hey come here. Don't accept the gift." As you draw closer to the voice, you seen a man standing among the stalks. Upon closer inspection, it is not a man but a person made completely of corn. How is one made out of corn? Best not to ask silly questions.

"He isn't who he says he is. He is a fae. You take the food, you will owe your soul to him! He takes corn from me and my breathen and POPS them!"

The crunching sounds louder to you and you realize the elf is right behind you. "Do not, I'm just a elf with some popcorn. Perfectly safe. Would I be eating it if it was bad for you?"

It seems you have a choice, accept the popcorn or heed the corn man?
 
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The Elf stares at you with unblinking eyes, still eating quite loudly. He shrugged his shoulders, "Doesn't matter what path you choose, you probably will not get out. You sure you don't want some popcorn?" He holds it again out you. "Its good. Its magical."

However, before you are able to make your choice, you hear a Psssst Psssst. In the corn behind you, a voice calls to you, "Hey come here. Don't accept the gift." As you draw closer to the voice, you seen a man standing among the stalks. Upon closer inspection, it is not a man but a person made completely of corn. How is one made out of corn? Best not to ask silly questions.

"He isn't who he says he is. He is a fae. You take the food, you will owe your soul to him! He takes corn from me and my breathen and POPS them!"

The crunching sounds louder to you and you realize the elf is right behind you. "Do not, I'm just a elf with some popcorn. Perfectly safe. Would I be eating it if it was bad for you?"

It seems you have a choice, accept the popcorn or heed the corn man?

It takes a moment to for the words of the elf to truly sink in, Chaos staring back at it without so much as a blink. Until she remembers where she is and what she was doing. "If I just go back I also get out, what a silly thing to say!"
She says and points over her shoulder, certain the elf just kind of lost it. It was a weird creature, unnerving and the chewing was going to induce a murderous rage if it continued on like this. All the popcorn craving in the world would not stop her if he kept this up. Then again the popcorn looked delicious, fresh. Would it be salty, or sweet. Maybe both in the ultimate best flavour profile known to man? Would it still be hot and crunchy and already Chaos could see her hand extend itself to the popcorn, enticed by the promise of popcorn perfect. Yet, again her hand stayed. "Define... magical?"
Crossing her arms she observed the elf and started explaining the situation back at him. "You see, I am entirely non-magical in the way of magic. In some senses and to some people naturally I am considered magical. But that doesn't mean... "magic"! You know? Adding more magic to the mix may not be in the best interest of me or the people around me."
Her arms were now waving about. Vividly creating images of magic and powers and problems and whatever else rose up in her little brain of wonder. "I mean I do see the advantages of such a thing. The possibilities! The mayhem! Honestly the whole thing is more tempting than it should be. Perhaps I can have a few to bring with me for later when I am out of the maze. Or in the maze and hungry?"
Pausing there Chaos came to the brilliant conclusion that all she needed was a goodie-bag of fresh, hot, salty sweet popcorn.
She was just about to ask for some when a pssst and pssst was calling for her attention. Raising a finger to the elf to wait and hold the thought, Chaos merrily skipped over to the sound, her mind already filled with the promise of popcornsnacks on the road. The sight of the cornman is, unlike anything she had seen before. Was it worse than the elf? Who could say. There were men made out of wicker gaining quite the reputation, perhaps a cornman could do that and more.
Licking her lips in impure thoughts, she almost missed the words he was saying. Something about a soul, not an elf, popcornmurders. Ah, what should she do? Looking back at the elf that scared the air out of her by popping up and chewing Chaos heaved a sigh. "If its good for you, its not automatically good for me, even I know that much you silly elf. Give me a few to take with me, or not. Either way I shall be on my way and leave you two to fight it out. Because you... mister cornman! You should fight for yourself and your breathren, don't let some silly elf turn you into delicious hot popcorn!"
Honestly, men these days just needed women to tell them what they already knew, it was obvious.
 
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Both the Elf and Cornman look at you in surprise. "No one has ever yelled at us before..." The elf actually starts to cry. "I offer you popcorn and you yell at me! Meanie head! Meanie head!" The cornman steps out of the corn and places his hands on his hips. "Yeah, stop picking on my friend! He is just a little guy!" It seems that the two had resolved their differences and now were directing their ire at you.
However, before they can yell at you again, they freeze as they stare at something behind you. When you turn to look, you see one of the women from the entrance, hands on her hips as she stares at the elf and cornman. "Be gone you foolish imps. I have told you repeatedly to not harass the guests who come in here." She points directly at the elf, "I know we have a contract with you but it does not extend to the guests."

The elf drops the popcorn bag with a pout before transforming into a little fae creature with wings. "Bah! You are no fun! Come on, Corny." It flies off with the cornman in tow. Whatever game they were trying to play had been ruined for now.

The woman regards you thoughtfully, "Not many would tell a fae creature to figure it out themselves. You must have either remarkable intuition or a short temper." She smiles slyly. "Maybe a bit of both." She walks to the dropped bag and waves her hand on the contents. It suddnely turns into golden popcorn. "For your troubles. I would keep it close though as it may get a bit lonely." She nodded to the path on your right. "That will lead out. Enjoy the rest of your time in the maze, dearie." She suddenly vanishes into thin air as if she never was here.

True to her word, the path she indicates leads to an opening filled with fog. Your adventure continues...

(Thank you for playing in the corn maze! You have successfully completed it and now may move over to the pumpkin patch.)
 
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