MxF To bang, or not to bang...

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MxF To bang, or not to bang...

King Bang

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Greetings, peasants!

I am KING BANG, his royal highness of kinkery, and I seek some creative relief. Behold the 4 COMMANDMENTS OF ROLEPLAYING WITH THE KING! Any interested parties should please read the entire ad before pmming me.

COMMANDMENT I: THOU SHALT BE FEMALE
Hey, some of my best friends are guys, but that doesn't mean I want to write smut with them, yaknow? I only write and roleplay with those of the female persuasion. All messages from fellows will be promptly ignored.

COMMANDMENT II: THOU SHALT BE BUSTY
So, it doesn't really matter what your bra size is behind the keyboard, but I have an obsession with big, bouncy, jiggly boobs. 32 or 36 Double D is my ideal size, and I'd appreciate it if any gals you played would be stacked in this fashion. Also, please be prepared to be rather descriptive of cleavage and bounciness in the chest area in each of your posts, very pretty please.

COMMANDMENT III: THOU SHALT BE CREATIVE AND DESCRIPTIVE
I post about 3+ paragraphs, with my intros normally being much longer. I write in the third person, and would appreciate any candidates do the same. I love Fantasy and Science Fiction scenes, and am not really into boring "Everyday" type scenes.

COMMANDMENT IV: THOU SHALT BE SMUTTY
I am here for literary smut, not to write the next great American novel. While I do love to create interesting and unique characters with their own quirks and personalities, but I do prefer about 80% smut to 20% story. That's right, I sure do love boobies!

So, this is a basic outline of what I am into and what I am looking for in an online roleplay partner. I have a ton more kinks, but these are the big ones. If you can follow the 4 Commandments, please do send me a PM and let's get to smutting! To prove to me that you've read this entire ad, make the title of your PM "Smutcakes!".

And that's about all, folks!
 
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