All Weird Guys and the Offbeat Losers

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All Weird Guys and the Offbeat Losers

Five

Don't wanna be your Daddy but I am
Inner Sanctum Nobility
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Hi hi 👋 My name is Five and I am looking fer a bit o' role-play and this here is my Anything Goes/Sexual RT.

I am currently working 30 hours a week with an hour commute and my job, while taking up a lot of my time, is actually really boring. So, my mind wanders constantly on the clock and I come home exhausted but full of creative energy.

That's where you come in! Before we get started, let's set down some expectations.

My Writing Style


• I'm plot and character focused.
• I like paranormal themes and I'm very adventure and conflict oriented.
• I am friendly and chill but I strictly maintain clear-cut boundaries OOC.
• I will not ghost and prefer clear and direct communication.
• I love love love Eldritch horror themes and Elder Gods and cults in stories.
• I love fae, Unseelie and Seelie.
• I like playing weird guys.


Posting preferences


• My posting frequency fluctuates between 1-3 times per week.
• Third person perspective
• I write 700-2,000 words(6-15 paragraphs) per post.
• My main characters are dominant/switch males. I only ever rp female as secondary or minor characters.
• I play human and humanoid supernaturals.

The kink list. Although I am very much story and character focused, one of the biggest things that can determine compatibility is how the characters will engage in intimate scenarios. Especially since the main genre I like to write in is romance.

Nothing on any of these lists is required for my enjoyment in an rp. If a partner would like to do a non-sexual version of any of my plots, just ask.

That being said, without any discussion or specifics outlined, I default to vanilla sexual acts. Those things are marked below ( â–¼ ). I included things like anal sex, rimming, and fingering (anal), because I like to play against both male and female characters. But I'll just make a special note here that I consider anal-anything to be vanilla only when it refers to homosexual pairings.

Even still, if we have a "no limits" conversation, I tend to stay away from bizarre kinks or extremes. Nothing in my "No" section will ever be put into an rp.

Key:
Vanilla: ( â–¼ ) These kinks are not asked about prior to inclusion in a sex scene.
Special: ( ✧ ) These kinks are particularly um...specific and special to me.



FAV |YES |MAYBE |NO
â–¼ Anal Sex (Giving)
â–¼ Consensual
â–¼ Cum
â–¼ Cunnilingus (Giving)
Dub-Consensual
â–¼ Fellatio (Performing)
â–¼ Fellatio (Receiving)
â–¼ Foreplay
✧ Frottage / Dry Humping
â–¼ Humans
â–¼ Kissing
â–¼ Licking
✧ Polyamory
â–¼ Teasing
â–¼ Vaginal Sex (Giving)
â–¼ Vanilla Sex
✧ Wings
|â–¼ Anal Sex (Receiving)
Anal Virginity
Biting
â–¼ Breast / Nipple Play
â–¼ Clit Play
Clothed sex
Cock / Balls Worship
Coercion / Blackmail
Corruption
â–¼ Creampie
â–¼ Cuddling
Cum Marking
â–¼ Cut Cocks
Exhibitionism
Femininity
â–¼ Fingering (Anal)
â–¼ Fingering (Vaginal)
Fingers in Mouth
✧ Gangbangs
✧ Gender Transformation
Hair Pulling
â–¼ Handjobs
Heat / Rut
â–¼ Internal Cumshots
Massages
Masturbation
Multiple Orgasms
Nonconsensual
Orgasm Control / Denial
Pegging
Physical Restraints
Powerbottoming
â–¼ Prostate Play
â–¼ Pussy Worship
â–¼ Rimming (Giving)
â–¼ Rimming (Receiving)
Roughness
Scratching
Sex Toys
Spanking
Supernatural Transformation
Swallowing Semen
â–¼ Sweat
✧ Uncut Cocks / Foreskin Play
Voyeurism
|Blindfold
Bloodplay
Caging
Choking
Degradation
Dirty Talking
Discipline / Reinforcement
Flogging / Whipping
Gags
Hand Cuffs
Humiliation
Incest
Knotting / Tying
Light / Medium Bondage
Master / Pet
Master / Slave
✧ Mpreg
Natural Musk
Public Humiliation
Sadism / Masochism
Saliva (Drool)
Sexual Restraints
Squirting
Strap-ons
Tentacles
Throat Penetration
Uppity
Vaginal Virginity
Verbal Abuse
|Ageplay
Anal Fisting
Anal Prolapse
Apparatuses
Ballbusting
Bimbofication
Bukkake
Crushing (Living)
Cunnilingus (Receiving)
Cuntboys
Diapers
Docking
Excessive Semen
Foot Play
Gaping (Anal)
Genital Torture
Gore
Heavy / Extreme Bondage
Infantilism
Latex / Rubber
Living Insertions
Non-Standard Penetration
Scat
Sissification
Somnophilia
Stomach Bulging
Tickling
Underage Characters
Urethra Play
Vaginal Fisting
Vomiting
Vore
Watersports
Wax Play
Zoophilia

Partner preferences


• I desire partners who respect boundaries and have emotional maturity and a sense of perspective about this hobby.
• I desire partners who enjoy plotting OOC.
• I desire partners who are very very patient and understanding of delays in posting.
• I desire partners to play characters of any gender or type they want to.


The information below is just explaining the tropes I commonly use for characters I desire to play.

Alpha Male

The "Good Guy", the Hero, the Leader. The dominant, masculine guy who does the right thing for usually the right reasons. He is loving and caring in tender ways, a good boyfriend, a good father, a dutiful patriot, and killer of monsters. Brave, protective, driven, and self-sacrificing, a proponent of Utilitarianism, where the best action for the most amount of people is desired. It doesn't exclude him from flaws, usually ego / pride, vanity, and controlling / possessiveness being typical. Other flaws may also include a hot-temper, a holier than thou attitude, and the inability to compromise. May also fall into the trap of bucking his own ethics and moral code in order to save those he loves.

Anti-hero

The "Jerkass with a heart of gold", the Deadpan Snarker, the Byronic Hero. He's the Hero with an attitude problem, the morally grey fighter, the Hero with armloads of angst and mystery. Can be both witty and charming in a dry or sarcastic way, but his overall demeanor is that he doesn't want / care to be liked. He'll mostly do what he wants and sometimes that might be the right or good thing. Often, he has a tragic backstory but he's so emotionally constipated, stoic, and/or untrusting, he'll likely never tell it, while still using others as emotional punching bags. He's brave and protective like the Alpha Male but his tenderness is reserved for special people and situations.

Charming

The Gentleman Trickster, the Comedian, the Charmer. This is the Hero with endless charm and a sharp wit. Always with the jokes, he can be either sarcastic and dry, or he can be more genuinely humorous. Either way, he's good looking and likable. Not as tragic or gruff as the Anti-hero, this character might still tend to do things for selfish reasons, only some of the time hitting the mark with being good. Often hedonistic and a slut.

Rogue

The Scoundrel, the Scumbag, the Weasel. Differentiated from the Anti-hero because this character has 1. less heroic qualities, 2. has more sleazy and shady associations, and 3. is not inherently likable. Full of vices, selfish, and sometimes attractive in an ugly, lanky way. They can be heroic and do good things but the way they look and their demeanor makes it come off as dubious, insincere, or manipulative...even if in truth, they might have genuine motives. They just look like bad guys and most of the time, they are.

Underdog

The Plucky one, the Fool, the Shorter Hero. This can be a mixture of the Alpha Male and the Charming, except sometimes these characters are not as brave, not as attractive, and not as tall. They can be more twink-like, or simply shorter in stature. They can be sweet and funny or cute, comedic relief. They can be tricksters with a more impish demeanor or they can be gentle and sensitive.
 
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Some plots! Please check back frequently as the story seeds offered here will shift and change regularly. Especially as I am actively searching and bumping the thread.

• On the Edge - modern romance, supernatural, werewolf, witchcraft, magic, hot-cold, angst, self-harm
CONTENT: self-harm
A magic antique and book shop owned by a charming ne'er do well werewolf is where your character(male or female) stumbles into, looking for a job. Reluctantly, you are given the position because the werewolf who owns the place(my character) just lost a his main employee. At first, things are rocky because Hart is forced to train your character but after a while, they come to understand one another. What he doesn't know is that your character has magic too, in the form of an occasionally discomfitting buildup of energy that can be relieved/released by cutting your skin. Which your character does regularly to not only deal with your uncontrollable magic-buildup but also for the euphoric sensation that comes with the slice of the razor blade. When Hart finds out about it, he's predictably angry and concerned.

• It's Not Me, But It Is - murder, crime drama, deception, dark romance, vampire(possible?)

My character, Rudy, is a serial killer without a strict M.O. who goes on a date with a detective(your character) and only realizes they're a homicide detective during the date. ...but they hit it off and Rudy really likes YC. They might even go home and get it on that first night, solidifying their connection. And Rudy continues to date them while YC investigates cases and Rudy kills people on the side. Potentially trouble arrises when some of Rudy's kills fall onto YC desk/a task force and manhunt is formed for this new "serial killer" and YC is a part of it and Rudy has to juggle keeping his demons at bay, staying abreast of how the case is developing, etc. All while keeping it secret from YC.

• Hunters vs. Predators - supernatural, vampires, hunters, secrets, paranormal romance, MxM

The world is full of supernatural creatures and beings who secretly prey upon humanity. And just like in the show, Supernatural, there are people who secretly hunt and kill these monsters, to protect humanity and keep the Otherworld from encroaching too much upon reality. Your character(male) has grown up in the life, hunting monsters and fighting evil with your family(tbd). But on your own branching out to follow a lead on some nefarious deaths, YC meets up with an old best mate and colleague, Scotty(MC). Little does your guy know that Scott has gone to the dark side and become a vampire which complicates the already complicated and secretive relationship between the two. But Scott still hunts and kills monsters, so, it should be alright, yeah? Well...we'll see what YC's family thinks when they eventually join up with the pair.

• 7 d a y s . - dark romance, curse, supernatural, ghosts, eldritch horror, madness, video tape, brown note

Your character(male or female) is an investigative journalist doing a piece on a reputed avante garde video tape that supposedly drives people insane or kills them, 7 days after watching it. Yes, it's like that movie but we're going to make up our own imagery and lore for it. YC enlists the help of their best mate, Bron(my character) because he's into that kind of spooky, mysterious shit and might know where to find such a cursed video. After a few days of investigation, Bron is able to dig it up but insists on watching the vid with YC. But after watching it, they realize... Something has changed and suddenly the deadline feels all too real and all too short.

• The Stage - dark romance, crime drama, circus, disappearance, mystery, cult

On a trip to the coast, YC(male or female) and their beloved visit a mysterious circus near the beach. During a performance, YC's beloved volunteers for a disappearing act, during which they do not reappear before the show abruptly ends. They're just gone, without a trace, and the circus folks gaslight the hell out of your character before they too pack up and leave without a trace overnight. Wandering around the small coastal town in Martha's Vineyard, YC runs into my character, Edward, who last year lost his wife under very similar, creepy circumstances. The two join forces, mutually obsessed with uncovering the mysteries of the circus and their vanished loved ones, and finding comfort in one another.
 
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And if you can tolerate it, my preferred faceclaim for these stories, Joe Gilgun:

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