staticpattern
Serf
- Local time
- Today 2:00 AM
- Messages
- 2
- Age
- 32
- Pronouns
- he/him
It’s been so long since I’ve done one of these, I’ve almost forgotten how to do it. Well, I guess I could start with…
Hey there all, I’m staticpattern! I’m new here but I’m not new to roleplaying or collaborative writing. Back in 1994 I was born on a dark and stormy night. No really, it was stormy according to my mother. Anyways, that makes me… like in my thirties or something… oh god. Does that make me unc? Comment down below. Sorry that was a poor attempt at giving my writing flavor and in turn trying to make myself sound more interesting than I am. Back to our scheduled programming. All of that to say I started writing back in high school and it’s been on and off since. I don’t care to count the exact years. I’m not exactly bad at it but not the best either as you can tell.
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If you’re just joining us, I was in the middle of rambling on about myself in a sort of weird, stream-of-consciousness and performative way. So, I like movies and TV shows a lot, they’re one of the main reasons I got into roleplay and writing in the first place. One of my favorite movies of all time is Memories of Murder directed by Bong Joon Ho. Every roleplay is like its own movie, its own show but I think everyone knows this.
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I mentioned before that it’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these. I’m returning to roleplay after taking a long break. So I guess I’m trying to find some form again. I typically will try to match my partner or at least write a couple good sized paragraphs, sometimes one, sometimes a bunch. Right now I’m most interested in some science fiction stuff, maybe some true crime adjacent stuff like detectives and maybe some spooky stuff. I don’t know I’m just here now.
Thank you for having me. I’m excited to get to meet some of you.
Hey there all, I’m staticpattern! I’m new here but I’m not new to roleplaying or collaborative writing. Back in 1994 I was born on a dark and stormy night. No really, it was stormy according to my mother. Anyways, that makes me… like in my thirties or something… oh god. Does that make me unc? Comment down below. Sorry that was a poor attempt at giving my writing flavor and in turn trying to make myself sound more interesting than I am. Back to our scheduled programming. All of that to say I started writing back in high school and it’s been on and off since. I don’t care to count the exact years. I’m not exactly bad at it but not the best either as you can tell.
Insert commercial break.
If you’re just joining us, I was in the middle of rambling on about myself in a sort of weird, stream-of-consciousness and performative way. So, I like movies and TV shows a lot, they’re one of the main reasons I got into roleplay and writing in the first place. One of my favorite movies of all time is Memories of Murder directed by Bong Joon Ho. Every roleplay is like its own movie, its own show but I think everyone knows this.
Another commercial break? Didn’t we just have one?
I mentioned before that it’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these. I’m returning to roleplay after taking a long break. So I guess I’m trying to find some form again. I typically will try to match my partner or at least write a couple good sized paragraphs, sometimes one, sometimes a bunch. Right now I’m most interested in some science fiction stuff, maybe some true crime adjacent stuff like detectives and maybe some spooky stuff. I don’t know I’m just here now.
Thank you for having me. I’m excited to get to meet some of you.

