QUICKFIRE ANGEL FEATHERS THREAD [private]

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QUICKFIRE ANGEL FEATHERS THREAD [private]

"Well there's my favorite emo, good morning darling~ How are we doing today? Still with one foot in the grave?"
 
"Calling me emo, now? Gosh, definitely haven't heard that one before. Feeling the usual, although better today than yesterday. I'd say that foot is more precariously leaning towards the grave today, rather than insi- I smell coffee."
 
"You know me, the pinnacle of creativity. I could have said you look like a character from Don't Starve, but I thought I'd be polite."

"And yes, coffee. For you, my love. And also a jar of advil. Your gasping in pain kills the mood quite a bit."
 
"How thoughtful of you."

"On a less sarcastic note, thank you. Much appreciated. And I'll have you know I don't gasp, but merely inhale quickly when it's worse than normal. How many of these are considered a dose? Two? Hm. Three it is. So what's the special occasion for coffee and pain relief? Or are we just extra friendly this morning?"
 
"It's by weight, so I'd take half considering you look like you could blow away in the nearest breeze."

"We're being extra friendly. What can't a guy be nice to his friend? What has this world come to."
 
"As much as I hate to admit it, you're probably right. However, that does not mean good advice must be followed. You can visit me in the hospital when my liver is failing. And alright, okay, I take the question back. Thank you for your kindness. Any plans for today other than being extra friendly?"
 
"Oh I wouldn't visit you. I'm like a goldfish, as soon as you're out of my sight, you're out of mind."

"How lonely your existence will be, as you lie dying without your marvelous friend by your side. Almost makes me feel like not saying 'I told you so', when you inevitably perish."
 
"Hah! If that was true, you wouldn't be here with coffee and Advil. Which I won't be dying from, Cariño. If I can survive an ibuprofen overdose, I can survive a full dose of Advil. As such, you, my marvelous friend, won't need to say it at all. Well, most likely not. Probably. You know what, okay, fine, but only because Aurora would gang up with you on me and I'm not in the mood to have a five-foot-four blind woman lecture me on not reading a bottle."
 
"So you agree. You think I'm marvelous~"

"Either way, I'd love to see that. Maybe I could point her in the wrong direction, and see how long she spends talking to a wall"
 
"I think you're something, alright."

"You can try, but she has the Sense. It's a little eerie, actually. Have it your way. Half dose. And I won't even sneak the other pills in when you're not looking. Speaking of pills, how are you today? What are your plans?"
 
"Ah yes, The Sense. Common in older women, specifically those with easy to remove shoes and a vengeance toward life."

"I'm actually kidnapping someone today. Haven't chosen my victim yet. Say, I was looking for something black and white...you'd go perfectly with my couch."
 
"Don't let her hear you say that. She might be a whole foot shorter than you but she can and will make you feel like a child being scolded."

"Hah hah hah, very funny. I'm sure I'd look great in any kidnapper's house, I'm just that pretty. Might want to get me before someone else calls dibs."
 
"You ARE that pretty darling~ So pretty the sun stops it's path to look at you. Must be horrible for that pasty complexion of yours. I bet you get sunburn from your phone light."
 
"Por el amor de Dios - I can't tell if that was a compliment or just you leading up to teasing me. I'll have you know that my phone light is fine - but there's a reason my register desk is out of the sunshine from the windows. Summer is coming and I'm dreading it already. Although, it does mean I'll be able to harvest more from my garden - the strawberry trees have fruit, too. Maybe I should make you a pie."
 
"Gotta keep that pallor, otherwise all the other MySpace wannabe vampires will shun you. It's okay, it's okay, I gotchu. Anyway, what I'm actually doing today is going down to the Farmer's Market. Do you need anything?"
 
"Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what will happen. I'm absolutely appalled at the idea of the others hating me. No, I don't need anything from the market, but thank you. Have a nice time there, the weather is clearing up for Spring so it shouldn't be too cold."
 
"Thank you darling~ I'll see you around. Don't die while I'm not here please."
 
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