QUICKFIRE ANGEL FEATHERS THREAD [private]

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QUICKFIRE ANGEL FEATHERS THREAD [private]

"You know me, the pinnacle of creativity. I could have said you look like a character from Don't Starve, but I thought I'd be polite."

"And yes, coffee. For you, my love. And also a jar of advil. Your gasping in pain kills the mood quite a bit."
 
"How thoughtful of you."

"On a less sarcastic note, thank you. Much appreciated. And I'll have you know I don't gasp, but merely inhale quickly when it's worse than normal. How many of these are considered a dose? Two? Hm. Three it is. So what's the special occasion for coffee and pain relief? Or are we just extra friendly this morning?"
 
"As much as I hate to admit it, you're probably right. However, that does not mean good advice must be followed. You can visit me in the hospital when my liver is failing. And alright, okay, I take the question back. Thank you for your kindness. Any plans for today other than being extra friendly?"
 
"Oh I wouldn't visit you. I'm like a goldfish, as soon as you're out of my sight, you're out of mind."

"How lonely your existence will be, as you lie dying without your marvelous friend by your side. Almost makes me feel like not saying 'I told you so', when you inevitably perish."
 
"Hah! If that was true, you wouldn't be here with coffee and Advil. Which I won't be dying from, Cariño. If I can survive an ibuprofen overdose, I can survive a full dose of Advil. As such, you, my marvelous friend, won't need to say it at all. Well, most likely not. Probably. You know what, okay, fine, but only because Aurora would gang up with you on me and I'm not in the mood to have a five-foot-four blind woman lecture me on not reading a bottle."
 
"Ah yes, The Sense. Common in older women, specifically those with easy to remove shoes and a vengeance toward life."

"I'm actually kidnapping someone today. Haven't chosen my victim yet. Say, I was looking for something black and white...you'd go perfectly with my couch."
 
"Por el amor de Dios - I can't tell if that was a compliment or just you leading up to teasing me. I'll have you know that my phone light is fine - but there's a reason my register desk is out of the sunshine from the windows. Summer is coming and I'm dreading it already. Although, it does mean I'll be able to harvest more from my garden - the strawberry trees have fruit, too. Maybe I should make you a pie."
 
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