Rising from the primordial depths....

[Wyrd]

Hello, everyone! I'm Wyrd. (See what I did there?)

I've doing RP for a long time. Sometimes, I think I'm good at it. Sometimes, other people agree! Otherwise, I like to exercise (get me started at your peril), reading books, comics, history, philosophy, blah, blah, blah. I am very witty and highly interesting! Plus, humble. I'm the BEST at being humble.

RP-wise, I like modern-day or near-future sci-fi, some fantasy, comic book-style settings, and crime stories. I like games with plots, villains, and NPCs. I am not allergic to smut, either, though it can't be the focus of a story or setting. I like talking to my co-players, getting to know them before we play, and being able to talk to them about the game we're playing.

Otherwise, I'm not sure what there is to know about me that is at the cross-section of interesting and appropriate for this thread!

 

[Otys]

Welcome to the Sanctum

 

[Nyx]

Good morning sir,

Welcome to, what I lovingly refer to as 'the mad house'. We have a wide range of writers ranging from proffessionals to casual but enthusiastic amateurs and everything in between. There is a little bit of everything here although the leaning is definitely towards the noir. Although that's not to say there is no fluff, there is, you may have to look a little harder for it.

Any problems prod the wonderful staff, they are always available and will help where possible.
Any more general questions, feel free to pop into general chat, there are usually long-term residents like myself lurking. If we can help we will.

Look forward to viewing your request thread, seeing you get settled in, and hopefully seeing you around.

Nyx.

 

[Wyrd]

Thanks for the welcome, everyone!

 

[Lady Wolfe]

Aaaaand ANOTHER welcome, here you go! *hands welcome to Wyrd*

 

[Wyrd]

What does a welcome that is handed off look like? :)

 

[Lady Wolfe]

What does a welcome that is handed off look like? :)

It's literally a white card that has "welcome" printed on it in fancy script. LOL

 

[Wyrd]

Which is both better and worse than what my imagination projected! It's good it isn't, I dunno, a poisonous tentacle?

 

[Lady Wolfe]

Better than that, yes. Unfortunately, calamari is not on the menu today. :)

 

[Wyrd]

I was probably thinking a little more Cthulhu than run-of-the-mill calamari. Though I do miss calamari. *sighs* :)

 

[Lady Wolfe]

As do I...

 

[Wyrd]

Though, maybe, I miss... Cthulhu-mari!

 

[Lady Wolfe]

Uwwaagghh~! Your bad joke levels are over 1000!!!

 

[Wyrd]

What do I need to do to get to 10,000?!

 

[Lady Wolfe]

I dunno... maybe tell a joke that's even worse than that one...?

 

[Wyrd]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Lady Wolfe]

...That was awful. Does it get you far enough to reach level 10,000? Now that, folks, we'll leave up to a third party. What do y'all think???

 

[Wyrd]

To me, the funny part is... in a joke with clowns and cannibals, the scary ones are the clowns!

 

[Nyx]

....agreed, i fking hate clowns (genuine phobia). I once had to rp with someone who insisted on using a demonic clown as an avatar. I loved his posts but it made me want to cry Every time I saw he had posted.

 

[Wyrd]

Who is the greatest villain of all time? An f'n clown! :)