Additional Information
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INTERNAL HR ANNOUNCEMENT — OPEN CALL
FROM: HR@std.inc
TO: ALL AFFILIATES, CONTRACTORS, & LOITERERS
DATE: [REDACTED]
RE: RECRUITMENT INITIATIVE — FIELD OPERATIVES
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HELP WANTED. SUPERPOWERED INDIVIDUALS ENCOURAGED TO INQUIRE.
(Cape optional. Attitude adjustment mandatory.)
Save The Day, Inc. is seeking 2–3 additional powered personnel to join our active operations roster. Whether you're a washed-up prototype, a freelance liability, or just tired of being ghosted by corporate overlords—we might be the last company desperate enough to hire you.
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YOUR OPTIONS:
1. Adopt an Existing Operative
Take on the identity of one of our current assets—Solara or Slipstream.
They're already on payroll (barely), come with pre-approved paperwork, and just need someone with a spine to pilot the meat.
2. Submit a Custom Profile
Create a new powered individual, subject to approval.
All powered individuals must be created through artificial means.
We do not accept aliens, mutants, godlings, time-displaced chosen ones, or "it just happened one day" types. This is science, not fantasy.
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CRITICAL INFO:
Not all submissions will be accepted.
We are a tone-sensitive operation. If you can't play in the sandbox without pissing in it, we'll brick you behind the narrative wall.
We love:
• Burnouts who still try
• Powers with a cost
• Corporate sabotage survivors
• Characters with regret, resentment, and quarterly performance anxiety
We don't love:
• Hero gods
• Unkillable edge lords
• Comedy mascots
• Unlicensed sparkleblasters
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THE FINE PRINT:
• Powers must have a defined origin (biotech, chemical, cybernetic, energy, etc.)
• Maintenance requirements (recharge time, injections, server access, etc.) must be included
• Complications are required. We all come with baggage—yours just has to be narratively useful.
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If you've got what it takes to Save The Day (and maybe invoice for it), send your completed Hero Application Form to hr@std.inc, or just slide it under the door. Please do not bribe the janitor again.
Let's disappoint the world—together.
Attachments: [Application_Form_v2.3] [STD_ToneBible] [List_Of_Banned_Codename_Puns]
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Filed under: [URGENT], [FIELD], ["STOP SENDING US GOD CHARACTERS"]
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FROM: HR@std.inc
TO: ALL AFFILIATES, CONTRACTORS, & LOITERERS
DATE: [REDACTED]
RE: RECRUITMENT INITIATIVE — FIELD OPERATIVES
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(Cape optional. Attitude adjustment mandatory.)
Save The Day, Inc. is seeking 2–3 additional powered personnel to join our active operations roster. Whether you're a washed-up prototype, a freelance liability, or just tired of being ghosted by corporate overlords—we might be the last company desperate enough to hire you.
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###

1. Adopt an Existing Operative
Take on the identity of one of our current assets—Solara or Slipstream.
They're already on payroll (barely), come with pre-approved paperwork, and just need someone with a spine to pilot the meat.
2. Submit a Custom Profile
Create a new powered individual, subject to approval.

We do not accept aliens, mutants, godlings, time-displaced chosen ones, or "it just happened one day" types. This is science, not fantasy.
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We are a tone-sensitive operation. If you can't play in the sandbox without pissing in it, we'll brick you behind the narrative wall.

• Burnouts who still try
• Powers with a cost
• Corporate sabotage survivors
• Characters with regret, resentment, and quarterly performance anxiety

• Hero gods
• Unkillable edge lords
• Comedy mascots
• Unlicensed sparkleblasters
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###

• Powers must have a defined origin (biotech, chemical, cybernetic, energy, etc.)
• Maintenance requirements (recharge time, injections, server access, etc.) must be included
• Complications are required. We all come with baggage—yours just has to be narratively useful.
---
If you've got what it takes to Save The Day (and maybe invoice for it), send your completed Hero Application Form to hr@std.inc, or just slide it under the door. Please do not bribe the janitor again.
Let's disappoint the world—together.

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Filed under: [URGENT], [FIELD], ["STOP SENDING US GOD CHARACTERS"]