Hiii! I'm Cyberweasel89, but most these days call me Woozle! I hope that the title gives an idea of what I'm after, but naturally I'll go into detail!
About the Woozle!
The Stats!
The No-Nos!
The "Ecchi Anime" Principle
The "Frequent Nudity" Requirement
Fandom Trash
About the Woozle!
- I'm 31 years old and an extrovert prone to adopting introverts! My main friend group even calls me "Woozmom."
- I'm polyamorous and asexual! I live with my boyfriend on disability and we have a lovely girlfriend a state over!
- I'm a hardcore insomniac. I don't have a set sleep schedule. My circadian rhythm is like someone took Vogon Poetry, used it as the lyrics to "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz," played it on Smiley Bone's one-stringed banjo, then made a dubstep Minecraft rap parody of it, then it was picked up by the Outer Gods as a new piece to keep Azathoth asleep. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
- Fluff and smut is what I'm all about! Sex is beautiful and NSFW can be cute as well! I'm also a notorious creator of waifus.
- Due to my bizarre sleep schedule, fanfiction writing, and surprisingly frequent doctor's appointments, I can't reply every day, but I'll try to keep you updated on my reply statuses! I just hope you can be patient and understanding if I'm out of creative juices and need to recharge my batteries with some gaming, but I understand if you're eager for some replies...
- I'm ditch-friendly! I'm not gonna badger (mustelid joke!) you for replies. If it's your turn, I'm just gonna let you reply when you want and can! And if you ghost on me, I'm not gonna push it or hold a grudge! Live and let live!
- Uhhh... But I'm not gonna ditch you! I try to make a habit of not burning bridges. If I really don't wanna continue the RP, I'm not gonna leave you hanging or make excuses.
The Stats!
- I will play male, female, trans, enbie, intersex, or crossdresser in any pairing combination except MalexMale! Sorry, kinda burnt out on that!
- For all my plots, I can play either role as any of the above sexes/genders!
- I can play sub or dom, no preference!
- Yes, I can double!
- All of my plots are 100% negotiable! It really doesn't hurt to ask! β₯
- Multi-paragraph! No set word count. Write how you're comfy, but don't give me a string of one-paragraphers! Nothing kills my interest faster!
- Okay, well... If you try to force it into sex within the first two scenes, that can ALSO kill my interest just as fast! Build that shit up!
- Long-term plots only! No one-shots or quickies!
- Romance, romance, romance! I'm a hopeless hyperromantic! Doesn't have to be the focus, just gotta be present!
- Smut/Plot ratio... All of these should be focused on plot or character relationships but with a level of sexuality I can best describe as "ecchi anime." More on this later!
- Planning in PMs, RP in threads! You know the site rules!
- I do fandoms, but not always willing to do canons! More on that later! Any canon settings need high schools upgrades to universities and characters aged up to 18! You know the site rules!
- Any characters that can transform into animals can only have sex in human/hybrid form! You know the site rules!
- Gotta have sapience enough to consent when we start making smex at each other! You know the site rules!
- ANIME/DRAWN/CG FACECLAIMS ONLY! No photos of real people, not even celebrities!
- Communication, disclosure, and transparency! If I make a mistake, misinterpret a hint, or ruin a plot you had secretly planned, don't just write around it. Tell me so I can correct it! Treat our words and actions with good faith and if we're not sure what the other person meant, ask instead of assuming the worst!
- I do like to chat and get to know my RP partners, but don't just talk about nothing but sex with me! o_O
- These RPs are NSFW! If you're expecting something strictly worksafe, I'm not your girl!
- As someone in a healthy, long-term, stable polyamorous relationship, I can't condone infidelity and so I won't do any plots that involve cheating on one's partner.
- Incest is a big no. Not even step-siblings or cousins. My family was incredibly abusive, so I just can't wrap my head around the appeal.
- No lolis! Lolis are for headpats, not lewding. Gimme tiddy!
- Sexualized rape! Though I wouldn't say no to in-story rape-play if the subby character is into that. I also, situationally, might be okay with thwarted rape. Sexual abuse in a backstory is also fine.
- Any sexual act that results in death, maiming, or scarring of a character.
- Toxic and abusive relationships. I see that shit romanticized too much, I just can't do it. It reminds me too much of my past environments that I escaped...
- Romanticizing serial killers.
- Stockholm & Lima syndromes.
- The usual icky fluids stuff.
- Inflation-based transformations (ya know, like cum inflation or stomach inflation)
- Multi-genitals. Four breasts, two dicks, etc.
- Muscle girls
The "Ecchi Anime" Principle
So, this is how I describe my preference for smut/plot ratios. You ever seen an ecchi anime or one with high amounts of fanservice? High School DxD, Fairy Tail, Masou Gakuen HxH, etc. Well, that's what I'm going for. I like there to be a big focus on the plot and character relationships, but I need tiddy and frequent nudity! Here's some optional things that I also enjoy to ecchi it up:
- Kemonomimi (animals ears/tails/other parts)
- Monsterboys/girls
- Supernatural non-humans like succubi, incubi, mermaids, mermen, werewolves, etc.
- Dom/Sub dynamics in a relationship (not necessarily BDSM, just that top/bottom dynamic to the pairing)
- Breast expansion
- Lactation
- Cleavage
- NGL, I'm a cuddle slut. Headpats, handholding, girl sitting in her partner's lap or hugging their arm to her bust. I like that cute shit!
- Gotta admit, I do also go for some of the more harder stuff, like a big guy forcing the girl down and breeding her, or a smug little guy lording his power over the reluctant girl with shattered pride.
- World hard and cold. Tiddy soft and warm.
- Inconvenient and inconspicuously large breasts. Yes, I'm trash.
- Nudity! I'm a basic bitch, I know.
- Gotta admit, I have a weakness for petplay, wholesome or not.
- Dirty talking
- I like glasses! Sue me!
- I gotta thing for shortstacks and height differences. I KNOW I'M SORRY I JUST LOVE THAT BODY TYPE AND FIND HEIGHT DIFFERENCES SO CUTE
The "Frequent Nudity" Requirement
Here's where I hit the point where most of you are gonna bail out. I require frequent nudity to keep my interest (and big tiddy, but that showuld be obvious already). It doesn't have to be constant (though it can be), but it can be achieved through a variety of methods!
- Accidental nudity (wardrobe malfunctions, slippery swimsuits, tower drops, transformation or teleportation related things)
- Forced nudity (stripping, clothing damage, making them undress as enforcement of power, the dom in the relationship demanding it, magic related things)
- Casual nudity (nudism, personal nudity for relaxation, sleeping in the buff, cultures that lack nudity taboos)
- Enthusiastic nudity (exhibitionism, streaking, show-offs, skinny dipping, shamelessness, shows of willful vulnerability and trust, seduction, pleasing one's partner, subs looking to show off for their partner)
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Fandom Trash
While I do prefer original RPs, I also am open to fandoms! These are the fandoms I'm currently willing to RP in. Note, though, that I'm not always willing to RP canons in them, though if you want to play a canon, I'm open to you doing so! Inquire if you're curious! Also ask if there's a fandom you think I might like that isn't listed! Chances are, I might have forgotten to put it on here! It never hurts to ask! I'm not gonna fandom-shame ya!
- Omegaverse (I use a less rape-y variant)
- Soul Eater
- Fruits Basket
- Fate/stay night (and the rest of the Nasuverse)
- My Hero Academia
- The Elder Scrolls
- Corruption of Champions
- Trials in Tainted Space
- Fairy Tail
- Bleach
- Black Clover
- Naruto
- Manyuu Hikenchou
- Seikon no Qwaser
- Pokemon
- Fallout
- Mass Effect
- Persona
- Fire Emblem
- The Legend of Zelda
- Dragon Age
- Homestuck
- Undertale
- The Sims
- Harry Potter
- RWBY
- Sword Art Online
- One Piece
- Toriko
- That Time I Got Reincarnated As a Slime
- Ranma 1/2
- Familiar of Zero
- DanMachi: Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
- High School DxD
Conclusion
So long as something matches up with the above themes, I'm open to a lot of different plot ideas you might have! However, I will be putting a plot list in a second post at some point in the near future! For now, I just wanna see what I get after throwing myself out here like this!
So long as something matches up with the above themes, I'm open to a lot of different plot ideas you might have! However, I will be putting a plot list in a second post at some point in the near future! For now, I just wanna see what I get after throwing myself out here like this!
PM or post here if you're interested! Either is fine!
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